Show FAILED IN SMALL TNmG5 Congressman Evidently Was No Hero to His Wife Thero Is a certain congressman who whatever authority lie rsny hold In tho councils of state Is of comparatively compara-tively minor Importance In his awn household Indeed It has been unkindly un-kindly intimated that his wlfo Is tho whole thing In their establishment Representative and Mrs Blank hnd been to HnKlmoro ono afternoon When they left tho train at Washington Washing-ton on their return Mrs lllnnk ells covered that hor Umbrella which had been Intrusted to the care of her husband hus-band was missing Wheres my umbrella sho demanded de-manded Im afraid Ive forgotten It mj dear meekly answered the congressman congress-man It must still bo in tho train In tho train snorted the lady And to think that the affairs of the nation are intrusted to a man who doqsnt know enough to take care of a womans umbrella Success Maga sine I |