Show THE UNSOPHISTICATED MAN Thought to Have for Himself a Drawer In the Bureau But All In Vain Once a wise man built a largo house He said 1 will place lu this house many bureaus bu-reaus There shall be bureaus on all sides in all the rooms They shall bo large reaching from the floors to the ceilings and In these bureaus there shall be hundreds and hundreds of drawers Then I shall say to my wife This one little bureau drawer down hero in the lefthand corner of tho cellar cel-lar under the stairway Is mine All the rest of the bureau drawers my dear are yours I And the house of tho wise man was finished and in It were one mile of bureaus bu-reaus and In the bureaus there wero 14000 drawers relates the Denver News And U 1 was late Saturday night when the last load of furniture was moved I into the house and put In place Sunday morning this wise man arose with a light heart He tiptoed to the little lit-tle drawer down under the stairway in the cellar to get himself a clean shirt and I a change of underwear He paused and exclaimed At last I have a private drawer He stooped and pulled the drawer and looked In There were veils feathers niching hairpins red ribbons blue ribbons safety safe-ty pins petticoats silk stockings powder pow-der puffs corset covers trading stamps chewing gum shoestrings and other articles ar-ticles too numerous to mention The wise man dug out his stiff shirt his unlerclothes and clean collar and carefully wrapped them In an old newspaper news-paper He carried them to his room and shoved them under his bed Then he went out doors and meditated |