Show Why One Drunken Man Died Head Keeper Snyder of the Central 4 park zoo was smiling over a newspaper newspa-per account of a monkey that had died of love Its a good story said the head keeper This reporter has an original turn of mind Hes like the western Jury A westerner you know once i hanged himself to tho bedpost by his suspenders and tho verdict of the coroners cor-oners Jury ran Deceased came to his death by coming home full and mistaking himself him-self for his pantsNow York Times The teacher was describing tho dolphin dol-phin and Its habits And children she sold impressively Impres-sively a single dolphin will havo two thousand offspring Goodness gasped a little girl In the back row And how about married < mar-ried ones Everybodys Magazine |