Show CUT OUT FOR A FINANCIER Shrewd Rascal Made Good Thing Out of Whistling Geese Two rogues passed a poultry shop Seeing two geese hung up for sale one of tho rogues Inserted In the gullet of the goose a little bulb with whistle attached When the bulb was pressed tho whistle sounded Then entering the store ho told the proprietor that ho had hanging outside out-side a very rare kind of whistling goose The proprietor at once sold the goose for a big sum to a very learned professor who was astonished to hear about the whistling goose Seeking the man who had placed the whistle In the gullet of the bird tho proprietor asked him If he knew where others like It could bo obtained ob-tained Well said the crafty fellow I know of only one place and If you will pay mo a big price I will get several for you So the rogue brought a dozen fowls in the gullet of each of which ho thrust a whistle and was paid an exorbitant ex-orbitant price for them before the hoax was discovered |