Show TWICE TOLD TALES In an English court recently i man was fined c2 for contempt 01 court Ho offered a c note In payment pay-ment but was told by tho clerk thai he had no change Oh keep th change was tho reply Ill take li out In contempt A Frenchwoman was complaining to her husband that he was too much of a bookworm that he retired too often to his study leaving her to spend many evenings alone I wish she ended plaintively that I were a book Then I might always have your company In that case my dear the Frenchman answered Id wish you were an almanac Then I could change you once a year |