Show in her own coin oxford is a learned place and an oxford 1 don that is a p professor r fessor is an individual in e excites excites awe a ve in the average beholder but a young american girl with no respect for traditions upon meeting an bord 0 urd don at a fas fashionable dinner party bogan to pester him with conundrums tollis to his surprise and disgust finally she asked why is the letter J rice like the end of spring of course the don could not tell 1 because its the beginning of june was the solution now will you tell me said the don sternly y why th the letter K X is like a pig s tail the young youn lady had bad to give it up because it is the end of pork aorl said the don he was bothered with no more conundrums |