| Show I HE LOVED SODY WATER with it ili jura nd made nl hla reel feel like a cam calf 1 I was just going into a confectionery confectioners ers erg on fourteenth street to get a glass of soda water when a man who stood looking at the door beckoned me aside look here stranger strang er I 1 want yon von to do me a favor and it wont cost you yon a c ent cent to me well weh what is it 1 I dont know kotbin bout new york im half dead fur far a drink of soda water but im kinder to go in and ask fur it they hey her it here dont they 1 of course and with yes and you yon ask fur it same as in a small town just the same come in and have a glass with me he was a little backward at first but when he had emptied his plass glass his confidence returned and he queried of me ine hev another glass no thank you 1 I guc 5 I 1 aill jl ill take again she seems to git right down to I 1 fis le G spot ot durn my hide but I 1 ive talked around new york fur two days and dasent ask fur sody walterl ah but the stuff say do you kno know vv I 1 feel just like whooping who put but I 1 whoop you seem to be fond of soda water 1 I jest dote on it when ashes sassy parilla pa rilly euthin inin in which makes me feel like U e a bearlin ye arlin calf hev another glass no thanks 1 I guess gue as I 1 will t the he best sas s rilly I 1 ever tasted in all my born days be quite so much froth on top but I 1 faint kickin binl ah auml um that beats hard cider outer sight say I 1 wanter yell just oncel once im so paul gaul burned happy that I 1 cant hold myself 1 P but dont yell 1 I wont if I 1 kin help it three glasses but I 1 guess ill take one more ive bin a dym fur ever since I 1 left home rev a glass with me thanks but ive had plenty then here sha she goesl auml auml she cheers but don t inebriate here ahem toes crack see sec my ears cars begin to work say mister ive got to holler er bust I 1 trieb tried to stop him but was too late ile he stood up and uttered a yell that jumped tho the girl at the fountain a foot high and brought the proprietor on a run to demand now then all this about your has made we me too blame bl ame happy to livel live replied the old man as he knocked two glasses to the floor and tried to hug the confectioner you must go out go right out ill do it but you cant take this happiness away from met gamme another glasst glassl N no L 0 sir no sir out you gol ill go but whoop whoop eel cel I 1 got cot him out and walked him down to sixth avenue and chided him bun for being so enthusiastic gaul durn my buttons but I 1 cant help ftp he replied talk about cider and beer and lemonade but vhey aint in it with she cheers but whoop eel goodby good by old man goodby good by you are white you are and if I 1 dont make this old town howl afore night then my name aint aba abraham ham scott and I 1 dont hanker after rilly with wings on it M quad in detroit free pres |
