Provo Daily Enquirer | 1896-10-06 | Page 3 | Pungent Paragraphs

PUNGENT paragraphs HS what makes you think they are so madly in love he has been three weeks trying to teach her to play whist yes said the old man 1 I have always found it best to pay cash I 1 have paid cash for everything ive got but my wife I 1 got her for nothing and ashes the dearest thing I 1 ever got punch 1 11 I wonder mused the family cat after carefully inspecting the new mouse trap if that is a laborsaving labor saving device for my benefit or if im in danger of losing my situation credit lost what a beautiful new gown jane hason has on did she bring it from abroad no its her last seasons dress the dressmaker turned it inside out and now she says ashes brought it from the 0 ther other side boston beacon she edid did idid you know that miss Willow snap lias has been takings lessons in delsarte he oh yes she showed me how to sit down the other night she she did wt show you how to get up did iva sr 1 N Y herald proof positive tramp 1 1 I understand f that a pocketbook containing twenty thousand dollars has been found on the street and you have got it here I 1 lost it police ju justice stice ait S what proof have you yon got that you lost ita it tramp this big hole in my poc pocket ket texas asif Siftings tings she was cozily entrenched upon his shoulder and they were very ve very ry happy george she whispered and be bent his head to listen do you ihnow know what I 1 would do if your love for me should cool would you die ime dear he asked passionately no george I 1 would bring an action for breach of promise tit bits A little city boy was making h his s first visit in the country at his grandfather s he was very much interested in the jersey cows and tho the first milking at which he attended was watched with astonishment the continuous stream of milk aroused his curiosity until he suddenly burst forth with say grandpa where do you turn it antt on home companion patricks face was so homely that as he used to say it seemed an of fince to the landscape and he was as poor as he was homely one day a neighbor met him and said and how are ye pat Mig mighty lity bad answered pat 11 it is that is sh tarin me in th the eface face 11 Is that so said the sympathetic inquirer sure sore and it cant be very pleasant for aether of ye I 1 richmond Bich mond dispatch