| Show HE LOVED SODY WATER with it juat made nim foci like a Yearl ln calf I 1 was just going into a confectionery confectioners ers on fourteenth street to get a glass of soda water when a man who stood looking at the door beckoned me aside look here stranger I 1 want yon to do me a favor and it w ont cost you a cent to me well what is it 1 I don t know bothin bout new york im half dead fur a drink of soda water but im kinder to go in and ask fur it they hey it here dont they of course and with i yes and you ask fur it same as in a small town just the same come in and have a glass with me lie was a little backward at first but when he had emptied his glass his confidence returned and he queried of me bcd another glass no thank you 1 I guess I 1 will ill take again she seems to git right down to the spot burn my hide but ive walked around new york fur two days and dasent ask fur sody water ah but the stuff bayl do you know I 1 feel just like whooping who but I 1 whoop you seem to be fond of soda water 1 I jest dote on it when ashes sassy parilla pa rilly euthin in which makes me feel like a bearlin ye arlin calf hev another glass no thanks 1 I guess I 1 will the best sas rilly I 1 ever tasted in all my born days be quite so much froth on top but I 1 hain t kickin ah uno that beats hard cider outer sight say I 1 wanter yell just oncel im so gaul burned happy eliat I 1 cant hold myself 1 but dont yell 1 I wont if I 1 kin help it three glasses but I 1 guess ill take one more ive bin a dym fur ever since I 1 left home hey a glass with me thanks but ive had plenty then here she goes auml yum she cheers but dont inebriate here them toes crauel see my ears begin to forkl say mister ive got to holler er bastl I 1 tried to stop him but was too late he stood up and uttered a yell eliat jumped the girl at alie fountain a foot high and brought the proprietor on a run to demand now then all chiq about 7 your made nie too blame happy to hecl replied the old man as he knocked two classes to the floor and tried to hug alie confectioner you mustio out go right do it but you cant take this happiness away from mel gamme another glassl no sir no sir out you gol ill go but whoop whoop eel I 1 got him out and walked him down to sixth avenue and chided him for being so enthusiastic gaul dum my buttons but I 1 cant help he replied talk about cider and beer and lemonade but they aint in it with she cheers but whoop whoopee ee goodby good by old man goodby good by you are white you are and if I 1 dont make this old town howl afore night tien my name aint abraham scott and I 1 dont hanker after sas rilly with wings on itt M quad in detroit free press |
