Show WOMANS CANT A few of the impossibilities that are classed as purely feminine she cant for the life of her make head nor tail of a time table she cant be jolly and appreciate the best time going if she knows her hair is out of curl she cant when its a question between cupid and herself help saying no when she means ye and vice versa she cannot not even the most daring of her sex scratch a match on the sole of her boot at least in an unconcerned manner she cant take a hammer into her hand and attempt picture hanging without battering the walls and her thumbs into pitiful condition she cant help gauging a woman by her clothes even though experience lias taught her that beggars sometimes ride in fine coaches shu fails utterly to wrap a parcel up without spearing it through and through with pins besides the cord that serves a man to hold it in place she cant pay a bet not even the simple little wager of violets or bonbonis bonbons bon bons without the fiercest sort of struggle with herself to relinquish the forfeit |