| Show ts MAN LOPSIDED from a variety ot Interest laff standpoints man at best is an ungainly animal his head is an irregular spheroid his eyes are not alike or of equal efficiency one shoulder is higher than its neighbor one hand and one foot is larger than its corresponding organ despite the fact that the shape size and color of the ear differs more widely in individuals than any other organ of the human body says the albany times union they are probably more alike on the same head than any other of the twin organs if one car is delicate in shade the other will be the same if one looks like a dried fig or a conch shell the other is likewise so with the eyes however matters arc different one eye is nearly always more open than its friend over the bridge while in many cases people while apparently parent ly looking with both eyes only use one and makers of firearms in making guns to order carefully allow for the right or left sightedness sight edness of the sportsman for whom they cater broadly speaking women are more often left sighted than men and when they do happen to be right sighted they are so in less degree than the sterner sex the reason why the left shoulder is frequently further from mother earth than the right lies in the fact that while writing most men rest the left elbow on the table while in the case of porters loads are carried on the right shoulder with an able bodied man there is very little difference in the length of the limbs but the hands and feet are usually widely different in the matter of size the right hand is the bigger while curiously enough the left foot covers the greater amount of ground ladies have a certain unreasoning sense of satisfaction when they say that they wear fives in gloves because it this is a fact then the human hand has grown smaller within the hist twenty or thirty years which state of affairs however may be questioned when the glove makers tell their story gloves are all marked half a size smaller than they really ought to be which is the fatal result of the habit in which the ladies indulge of almost invariably asking for gloves a size smaller than they can comfortably wear the left leg is better developed than tha other male car bieron account of the fact that we stand habitually on the left foot and mount a bicycle or a horse and kick a man while balancing on the left leg most men jump chiefly off the lat log lateral curvature of the spine occurs more frequently to the left than to the right indicating di that the body is sitting is thrown more to the left than to right this leads to the remark that nothing is more injurious for the young especially ally than to sit or any length of time in one position |
