Show W WHAT I 1 air enove it SAID when lie ile learned the recent returns Ite turns from ohio behave we have been frequently asked what did gr ver iver say bay when he heard beard the tha returns frem ohio democratic papers have bare been silent on this point but howard saxby lets eta the cat out 0 of the baz in a recent issue of the calusa colusa calif herald good groyer grover cleveland As aa soon coon as he ha learned the returns 8 from ohio dwell said I 1 well ill be dura I 1 jumping I 1 great holy smoke I 1 such a plara plurality lity must be a joke I 1 oke I 1 ring king up the cabinet I 1 grandmothers cat I 1 holy salat saint patrick I 1 where are we at shades of old jefferson I 1 might knowel id reap just exactly what I 1 had bowed sowed so wed I 1 sackcloth and ashes I 1 jimminy kiai king to poor larry deal neal they did rot a thing sweep up no the pieces I 1 mop u up p the floor I 1 bind up my wouida woneda I 1 im internally sore bring me a pickaxe pick axe oh I 1 what a pain ive got in my cranium I 1 got get some cocaine fetch me some laudau laudanum um I 1 syrup of equils aquila I 1 also some quinine and camomile pills I 1 read it dan read it I 1 well ill be I 1 when I 1 was waa elected the next day it snowed but now it is hailing I 1 and bless my tat fat soul the ball bail is as larea larce As a big lump of coal I 1 up OD the window I 1 pull pall down the wind bind 1 thunder and lightning I 1 im out of my mind I 1 kill johnny carlisle carliels I 1 rodents and mice I 1 string up old gresham Assassin ato brice I 1 murder my cabinet I 1 oh this remorse surely barely will kill kal me I 1 bring me a horse talk R about out I 1 flushes flashes I 1 bind up my wounds melt all the plate and the souvenir spoons I 1 buy roo me a ticket to kalamazoo Kalam mazoo what in the blazes Is arver to do vanquished 1 Defeat defeated edl 1 bleeding and slain alain democrats never can get there again I 1 send sead for a casket I 1 line it within and see that the plate Is american tin get me a pistol I 1 republican rains gains really oblige me to blow out my brains I 1 great 1 I man of destiny I 1 I 1 buffaloe buffalos Buff alos pet pride of new york I 1 how I 1 wriggle and sweat I 1 hang up my shingle I 1 ill wrestle with law 1 wipe off your chin dan put crape on the door I 1 let them embalm me grover once onca great ive lied all my life and ill now lie ile in state I 1 who suld said thanksgiving there for me to be grateful and thankful for in this 93 43 instead of a turkey and of dough let democrats eat A big dishful ditlif ua of crow I 1 bring me a rosebush I 1 A willow or two bury me deep dan to keep off the dew daft I 1 then on my tombstone here lies old grover I 1 killed by free trade I 1 tell saint peter if lies hes no objection I 1 am dying repentant tent and ask for protection I 1 can realize now I 1 am on the wrone tract take my name off the door dan and substitute mite mac |