| Show one of stories one of Chaunce yM political stories is as follows the tea teacher cherof of the district school up at call called ed up the three brightest boys in his cla class aone one day and said tom you yon are a republican yea tea sir bir 1 1 and min jim you yon are a prohibitionist yes sir and sam you are a democrat yes sir well now the one of you that can c give me the best reason why he belongs to his party can have this woodchuck 1 I daught on my way to school this morning now tom why are you a republican 1 I am a republican said eaid the boy because the republican part caved the tha country in the war abolished slavery and brought about the resumption of specie payments and has dono dona everything for the good of the country very good said the teacher 1 q I am a prohibitionist said eaid the prohibition hibi tion boy glibly because rum ram is fill ing the jails and filling the poorhouse poor housea housa and ultimately it will ruin the country and if we could have prohibition we would not need any prison or poorhouses poor housea houses everybody would be well off that is ia a good reason said the teacher now what is the reason you are a democrat sam well dr air was waa the reply 1 I am a democrat because I 1 want the woodi chuck new Y york ork world |
