Show coals to newcastle ia nc think when compared to the scheme of the theatrical malinger who has an negro m astrel company to africa goed luto everything his latest decree forbids the ose baptismal names of a political character unless they are auken from the loyal statesmen of dermady wonder it ho considers BISMARCK a loyal statesman must be a mighty good thing or there would not be so many aien desirous of beinli M ditc itc father no matter who ita father was the child was in a languishing condition antil dr took charge of its treatment he has made a man ont of it WHISKY is said to be rapidly killing off hatiye Alas kaus that is a esbit that whiskey has and if the Alas kaus had in eluding the grasp gras p of his alcoholic majesty he would have been much smarter than anyone else has ever been who baa tackled bia lely legged jogs for s catch as catch can wrestle elemr timo a misguided member of tho parmera alliance refers to another member of that organization as a JUDAS because ho opposes the scheme an additional nail is put in the coma of that idea it is always well to ro member that abuse and j sm is not argument and neither ever maae a friend for tho party them HON has been suspiciously quiet for some time I 1 either he is hatching a scheme to I 1 knock out all his competitors for the democratic presidential nomination or he feeling too happy over his family prospects to either talk 01 write perhaps he thinks the senator goyer nor is entitled to the floor long enough to wind himself up so tight as to remove him from the probably liea friends need not sit up worrying about who is to be the new secretary of war has faculty of selecting good men to cervo under him very highly developed and it is he and not the that will decide upon secretary I successor of one thing every body may be certain the man will be worthy of the position be is io fill fmc letters written by A republican appearing in these columns exclusively are worthy the attention of all lovers of american history and good political doctrine nothing is quoted that can not be authenticated and nothing stated but what can bo substantiated the letters contain the very essence aa it were of the most interesting portion of our coun arys history and tho doctrine enunciated is so plain that all can under stand it THIS is the year of our lord 1891 and people anro wont to talk about our wonderful civilization and cul ure and yet it was but the other day that on admission fea of 2 cents a head was charged by the officials of a north carolina jail to aee two col arod prisoners given thirty nine lascos on their bare backs and if the newspaper accounts are to be believed tho gate money was sufficient to pay all the expenses of the eshia tion wo are at a loss for a proper name for a man who will pay to see such a punishment inflicted upon another man |