| Show A conductors boeer A chinaman boarded a mararet street car and handed the conductor a five cent piece that official rang up a fare on the register and while mailing changa for another passenger put the china mans in his mouth in eoina around the curve by the public buildings the car gave a lurch and tho conductor swallowed the coin fact of what the result might be to hia digestion beem to trouble him so ss being chort in his cash his fir il move was to put the celestial off the cai but the fare had already been registered and he spent the remainder of the trip in trying to figure whether he was five cents out or five cents in or both philadelphia record |
