Show A conductor poser A chinaman boarded a market street car and handed the conductor five cent piece that official rang up a fare on the register and while making change for another passenger put the china mans nickel in his month in going around the curve by the public buildings buil dinga the car gave a lurch and the conductor swallowed the coin the fact of what the result might be to his digestion seem to trouble him so much aa being short in his cash his first move was to put the celestial off the car but the fare had already been registered and he spent the remainder of the trip in trying to figure whether he was five cents out or five cents in or both philadelphia record |