Show RELATED BY MINISTERS the introduction mrs van twiller who mistakes dr jovial for a physician and where do you practice doctor bev dr jovial ah madam I 1 dont practice I 1 only preach A coi boned brother thus addressed his congregation de to part of de bouse will please sit down fo de hind can not see de foa part if de fo part persists in standing bafo de hind part to de attah ob de hind part by de foa part A SCOTCH dominie after telling his scholars the story of ananias and sapphira asked them why does not god strike everybody dead who tells a lie after a long silence one little fellow exclaimed because sir there wadna be anybody left A says 1 I once married a young couple and as I 1 took the bride by the hand at the close of the ceremony and gave her my vannest congratulations she tossed her pretty head and pointing to the bridegroom said 1 I think he is the one to be congratulated YES brethren said the clergyman who was preaching the funeral sermon our deceased brother was cut down in a single night torn from the arms of his loving wife who is thus left a disconsolate widow at the age of twenty eight years twenty six if you please sobs the widow in the front pew emerging from her handkerchief or an instant |