Show man must a cook man always needs a cook A college professor bereft of his wife who had done his housework for years engaged a cook at greater wages than had been the allowance he gave his wife he bar gafnea for punctuality 1 I must have my dinner at 12 he stated 1 I cant get it ready till 1 she answered he yielded and changed the hour of his college recitation the next week she demanded a new stove as the old one was too low it costs too much he ex postulated 1 I cant afford to hurt my back she replied he knew it was not so easy to find another good cook and bought the stove A week later she desired him to send for the carpenter that the back staircase might bo changed then dismissed ho her and became a boarder which was tho cheaper thing to do pittsburg dispatch |