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patient was na out of danger no replied the witti witness esq 1 I considered the patient in danger a ni i long nj as the doctor continued tits lili visits but you know pi fill said tire fkr fir I 1 mers whon lie ike spoke to her addresses of it a neigh hors ti orason son lyou you know pit pi that ma wants law inu to marry a nui mail of 01 cu culture 11 so 90 jo do 1 my dearbo so ilo do 1 ij und onil there la Is no better culture lu ili tile country tou otry thui than agriculture A candidate for tho the office of auditor of public accounts was wai suddenly called upon for a speech on oil alin lie ho fellow citizens you leavo on ino fur n fmc ro 11 jarks I 1 bavil iivo non nino cl to make I 1 linao ave no prepared indeed Ind teil 11 I 1 ana am no speaker I 1 do not desire to lo he 10 11 speaker I 1 only want aal to bo be till 1111 auditor 1 if I dont wani wan to bros brag observed veil it a young artist hut but I 1 choresh it 11 humble conviction that I 1 possess fill tile tho of U and blichas 1 ati aneilo yelo without liny any of their to ilo f fecla acts ll 11 hat billat says ono one of uio clio auditors in that emo you are superior to them both thanks old follow fellia fel liW id 1 the artist pressing tig tits lila hand v 11 t A odthe chai in n certain college had just I 1 hla if s declamation when tile tho sa said ld mr i do 10 you ou supposal a general would address bli soldier g ill tile you spoke that piece yes air I 1 do was tho the reply if lie was avns ball scared to death anil and as us aa a cat ap A lady hid had promised her confessor to leave some money for the poor arid and on her death bud bed silo to him alini Tn father lher I 1 hive have given you 1 I stay a said lilt lie ho m to have witnesses I 1 will call tire tho fai fairilla rilly 11 on their entrance tho the tady lady repeated I 1 with v ich much have havo riven given you youa a great deal of trouble I 1 briggs lifted hired a lively horse iho he 1 ther other thy day to take lake it little exercise lie ile got more exercise than ho he want e fil d and as lie do limped to tho the silo of at tho the road to rest hial himself self a klat kind I 1 filand asked him hani what did you iou con coi down so quick fur for what did I 1 come coma down so BO quick fur for did you sou seo see anything up in fit tile air for me to hold on oil to lio lie asked grimly X A I 1 tallor bill hid had remained unpaid for soine years called upon X art an impenitent bohemian arid found him film in ili bed lit at noon work instead of sleeping lo s alil the he tailor time Is 13 money ali ah well if time line Is 13 money I 1 will 1 ny you in time answered X 1 I wish I 1 were you ou about two hours she said to her husband with great tenderness I 1 and why my deir dear lie ho asked because site aho said to ing air affectionately ec tiona tely with tiia ilia watch chair because then I 1 would buy my iidro I 1 a new bon bonnet tiet 11 0 on n a 0 III slow a w g coins ol 01 it g m ra railway I 1 I 1 w it y it recently e cc n t I 1 y a 11 gOr stopped tho conductor arid anil U hiked I 1 1111 why dont tho the truing trains go fister they run fuit enough to tosu suit itu ua 11 traveler how to do you brokers manage to undersell anderse 11 the railroad e companies om scalper yell on oil see heo ve VB dont got so yinth lucli expunges does railroad fellers haf to keel kaep up tharol tho tin an pay zu zo imad hancq i we dont its ils all clear wit vit busill bat stio she bewitchingly loh an im so glad youre going to gee mo me I 1 to 0 in my y carriage carrl aee mr brown Ile flattered indeed and may I 1 nik ask why She pheoh Oh because tho the girls are ara so jealous jeu loui and I 1 avant I 1 prove that I 1 do not all tile the goodlock good look ing iiii nion men brown biown sid saied but nut so hapy happy as lie he expected to be us we dont want nil all this wo nye dont I 1 want it said a solicitor to it a vol voluble tible old lidy lady in the witness box nt lt la Is irrelevant relevant 11 but the witness paid no heel heed and albed on fird shing with there youve got it whether you ou want lt it c or arnot irreverent either ei therl I 1 1 1 I 1 t I 1 |