| Show wit and humor 11 no one in washington thoughtlessly le T y remarks the tha picayune Pi canum has baa ever thought I 1 ht to start a jog light fight across the street when the alie lobbies ol of the senate chamber become too crowded for comfort many havo to ilo do their own scratching Borato hing without the aid of their itch relatives when lions liena got in your garden it is late lafe to em am on tile tha spot pot young trian man a wife for vow is the spring tin lilt em am of life whitehall times litt Is dunce looking up suddenly from lier her history book 11 oh ob mummy d I 1 do so BO wish id lived under ames the second P manima mamma 11 why little dance because liec miso I 1 see hero here education was very huoh neglected nole clod in his reign 11 doctors down in indiana have aund found one ODO buee in the last lait twenty years where tight lacing hachig bull something to do with a comans womans dolth hut but the sex lot let such buch a trilla trifle fright ou them nothing malies tho the female figuro so BO beautiful as it i WRAP wasp waist valet it A meditative man wua was roaming through oil anatomical sad and 0 caino a rio across tho the skeleton ot ol it donkey I 1 ah ho he said bala in 1 let awe ua as he dj anted ilia his green grcen spectacles 11 wo we are indeed fearfully and wonderfully mulo american talk endorses endorsee tho the following from tho the now york commercial wo iva dont mind abusing congress but if any bloated englishman comes along and says nays that it is a collection ot of old pumpkin beads it to is our duty anty at once to cotton bula him A 11 tho the dafter once enco between a man going to plymouth church still anil a lover about to propose asks tho the boston courier Vo urier dont know boston rout pont then thea you had better KO go to school is going to see BOO boucher and tho the othor other to beseech lier la bulletin A wealthy man displaying oni one day ills jewels to a philosopher the latter SIN 11 thank you sir air for beng being will IHK fing to share your magnificent jewels with me hunro thorn with you sirl airl what do 10 you meun mean 7 why you yon allow me to look at them and what more can you do with them yourself A little girl took a u letter from her nor mother to an old lady friend ItI many fillY abanks my child she said zen you rosy nay toll tell your mother that you aro are a good child anil and aro are a faithful little ngor thank you maam out mid I 1 nesse hall toll D her er too that I 1 ask you ion for five cents cause sho she told me not to A koutecky Kou tucky lawyer on his admission to the bar came near swearing to tell ilia iho the whole truth und and sio nothing thing but the tha truth tho the clerk lad biad begun to repeat tho the wrong oath but bill the tha horrified judge shouted to him 11 hera that what we want him to do swear him film to support tho the constitution aul and laws of kentucky I 1 caward Lil ward aged abod throe three and a half auks I 1 for more cookies nave have you yoa adap ua ap Iio tite edward ta says saya his hid father Il dward reflecting that it ho he answers I 1 I 1 yes 1 I he will bo be given graham bread und land tint that it if he bo says no lie he will he be told ho he local anything more replies to his bis father it a minister 11 well pa led has given me in an up tp etite for cookies and not for graham gralia cn road broad he got the cookies cooki QS well what do you want remarked lizar kod mr smith as ha sat up in bed a and aad addressed a aroh professional 1 I 8 U lab burgler a aglar who stood in front of the bureau 11 I 1 went want money and bonds hissed tho ilia burglar through g h his clenched boeth my friend retorted mr smith 11 ive been looking for forthome tort hoso those things for the I 1 lie last twenty years without success sno cass but go on with your burglary im sleepy it if you findlins find liny any you may lava have haill bait jack crocker wont sailing bailing on the lukee lakes leaving laming his bis wife at detroit rod billy sli 0 wiss was told that ho he hall hail been drowned frank bradford searched in ili vain for the misting missing husband and at length married her the ceremony hall not boon been long over when there came a loud load rap a t the door 11 are son F frank rank bradford asked aked the man who rapped 11 yes sir air I 1 I 1 well ivel 1 zour your wile wife is my wits wife awl nud youa yond better just sit git up and sit git mrs mn crocker went with her der first husband of coarse at the mechanical school 11 now john did you ever ties bee a saw 1 2 11 you bir air ive saw a saw what SAW wit was a I 1 it you saw john it was a goo taw saw air if A boa beg saucer aricer why jolin john abated what do yon mean 1 I mean a seesaw sir air and when whon did you sea t the h a sea 11 11 oil ob belr I 1 illi it ses see the sea I 1 saw tho the saw bira 8 sir ir B until u tit yon only saw the taw law how saw you the cor ti why sit sir I 1 never saw the tha savo lux a aw the seesaw see saw haw bir sirsee birsee see 11 well my boy it 1 the way you pea saws tho the less lead saws you yon goo ace the bettor hoti beti I 1 air you may tike take your seat beat I 1 lo 10 louisville al aville herald erald II A gont gentleman lemau hail bad tho five daughters the uret of whom married a man by the name of poor tile second a mr little the third a mr short tile the fourth a mr Br broglin oilin the fifth a mr hogg at al the wedding of tie its latter her steril bis Bi torel with their hus hua bonds binds were there anti and the old gentleman said to uis his guests 1 I have taken police to educato my daughters that might sot act well their part in life and do honor to my family I 1 filid that all my lay pains care and no have turned out nothing but a poor little shott brown hogg |
