Show tho the kansas hansas liquor law bordello of tho the hawkens Haw keys who was in reuses lecturing recently gets oil off the fal lowing racy sketch while on the rail the state stata of 0 faid the tha niao man on the wood box 61 ia next to iowa the ilia greatest state iu in the world 11 it Is in two thousand miles wide and hundred miles milea long the fat pas paa fie r oaf abil 1 I und and every man woman a and a ya 0 III in the united states slates could go a into lot the state of kansas kind each cash ini might settle bettle on mix hundred aud and forty acres ot of land with a lettla live sets aero lot tor for the log dog tho the corn coin grows grown eighteen feet high in this thia irate said the as sal I 1 paa ronger ger tho the make excellent excelle ut lumber the blades tire are tanned into a fin flae aa arriolo of oak harness leather ln ather suit and th tha 0 fruit is vt variously made into corn pones good whisky ur it fa fal I 1 to honji hoffmas as big its aa yearling hei heffers heifers fers iu in the golden licit belt said eaid the tall this thin passenger 11 the yield of wheat Is ia bout about two bushels bis tiela to the abura foot font iu in a wet duricr it a long provident drouth drout hithe the biell Is ii much greater for tuia this state Is ia irrigated irom from the bottom and it cau MOVI kovir ir be off acted by a drouth unless the adoldo ocean runs runa dry 11 there la ia going boing to be an awful drouth in ia this state stata after may let I 1 alio be man on the wood box said eaid illets Il oets they run ran a pipe line lina out from ICH city thin his state of el linaas la 11 going to bed ober for the iio rest reat of its ita nili life Oetta luly it will if law amounts to anything thing the debter said bald 11 it II ever a ly law wait frame I 1 without a i loop Lolo ot of iacapo e or a way of evasion ovna ioa it Is ia t the he prohibition I 1 tion amendment to the constitution of Kin kinaia sitti it it bo be so that a man maa drink it or soak sank his hii bread in it or pour it atia is his boots or soak his lined in it or ask it of a mao man or sire give it to a mae he is guilty of if the whole law or it he ha all aill n R lamp with it said maid the tha fut fat l ss 1 ar or it tho the smell emell of 0 it be upon his breath added the tad bad paga pum or I 1 if I 1 lie ho clean the elbows of his hin cost coat with it to eo that tho the odor thereof lurk upon his bin raiment Mi said bald the tall thin passenger pame oger hastily chewing a grain of coffee I 1 that bat ha ble happened to find in his hia vet veat pocket or of if ho he sea eed a man tithe take a drink and join him money or without price said raid the fat passenger or r il 1 he boeda ace a man drink and I to join is h him lit at auy any price anoa the man ou on the wood box field of it lie ask tho the hotel men man where ho he can get gel bay any mid haiti the bl uthell pas sanger benger of if lie got any without asking a aard id tho the man on the wood box or of if lie he flud ft 0 pint hale flask of it ou on tha ilia bay mow MON or it he ha seek geek for it and find it no not t 11 or if lastly warily LJ la inn IBM froze for it 11 drink it or of it lie iia ever gave this the baby pare imra gorlo gorio 11 11 or if la he bid the barber put lay bay rum on hia bid face 11 or it if he inhale spirits of ammonia or it if he ha 11 I 1 lama am a spiritualist of the ala ratia king str apo a and n it to see B aploks and kesses or of if lie le look thirstily upon tho the curn corn when it is in in the tar car 1 or it if the wife of his hid logos boron bathe his hia aching brow with camphor campli or said the iha sleepy passenger pas Benger 11 or if he be mines piet 11 said eaid the hie man on the wood box or devon dero reth ureth the apple when it is ia green or it lie be bla bia dog to ti whine or it he speak mockingly and buy arty join me ae stranger 2 taid said the tha fat pas pan etenger or said the woman who talks bass bags it if he be hit ahna a ton ten gallou gallon keg ke of jersey whisky in ia his bid cellar find and drinks R gallon of it per day ably aud rolls rolli in tho the gnit gutter ter and fights a policeman mau and tests tears his hia clothes and an 1 loaia his bia list hat and falls down fit stairs airs and liaa lai the delirium tre tro meris atia benta beats lug his wife and ophie OpI smashes ie the furniture furni lure and shoots his hii neighbor an and a a binga Is g a 1 11 in i the morning by the bright unlit light aud and gets roaring howling a baving fighting tobin blind bruak lliter times a week then I 1 shouted the iho lull full strength strong th of the entire chorus cli orAa with great en thaid som ishall ahalt these things be considered full and evidence him that he be hiis has boon guilty of the whole aholo I 1 law a W 1 away with him I 1 anti and ma may Y I 1 the he drug store have mercy on III lna s ow log ing tiling thing |