Territorial Enquirer | 1881-05-11 | Page 4 | Wit and Humor

1 wit and humor the amm boston I 1 of spelling beans with it 11 capital cit pital 13 the boy who Is IB well shingled by his I 1 patent will shad abed water lovoll cill 2811 I 1 now that warmer wi iriner veather has not but to iu begin to ta abato news I 1 I 1 ono lung is in tha ilia ro minding cianto of it 11 chinese hulu dryman tin 11 now york street rho tuan who all biondi a lids till nil his facility I 1 nil it a 11 d diamond shirt bairt stud carries every thing before him when tommy puts puta a u piece ot of jo johnny lilly ciko in him hia pocket for or enuch 1 ain I pain cilla it un an indian small disher uro so BO hand bumele now that micklos look unhappy in in them fl loston globe ia a grant city mainly devoted to journalism musi cand pork I 1 olive buys the tha now new york graphic dr oplie f the boston observes olia orvea that tho the mau lanu who digs one hundred feet into the grouted for or water gets geta along well I 1 why evily is ia the money you are in tho the LA habit bit of giving to tn ilia poor I 1 ike a n new ow lyborn ly born bubo it is ia precious little tho the detective elive chimney will I 1 i ala A lefly ly friend mays buys that there them is ia also 1 something Om ething detective about tho the man who ein makes 1 when mall nearly till all thu the stray dogs have I 1 loeu loan let tho the curlew cur our lew few bell ring LT toronto oronto grip a doggone I 1 rood good idea IRIch richmond va bitou yes said laler it iscon soon ei lend in fur far bettor to din die of cand of the brain than to be kicked to beath by u mule it contral central city item A drinking m anim lin Is ia said to spend ono 11 your year out ont olevery of every in wiping his I 1 mouth whytt lots of wipes in tho the lust amt 1 I chronicle I 1 texas now calls calla itself civilized tile tho fashion or of wo bowitz knives in the bootlegs la Is and they I 1 uro tire carried out of eight ut at the back of the nock I 1 A k candi candidates datel whose principal support ormi OB uro are tavern keepers and shoemakers 11 I 1 doiy proudly U I 1 to 0 altora a us a member of tho the bar anil and berch boi ich il ft chronicle when 16 woman leaves laws a mun man who I 1 liua has not bot earned liia his bait atilt for yearn lie ha I 1 immediately a that ho he will pity no debts of hor flat contracting 11 hila del delphin lillia news I 1 A poem in ono of our exchanges ox ohan gesis is entitled 11 tho the cold cold so aarow w 11 per ciupa lips tho the copt is not cot swarm that tho the I 1 snow now is always cold in tha ilia winter time almo I 1 norristown herald it is s the in it a piano keyboard UH an in life th the 3 anti and flats usurp the higher bighor places plit coi while the common note like aiko folk fell tulio take is u mod astor I 1 place posture transcript A man advertises tor for it competent person to undertake tho the sale bale of a no ner I 1 medicine und and adds addi that it will 1 be ba highly lac to tho the under tak hiker a ir lowell dally daily Citi citizen zeu haug out a sign 11 beware of paint I 1 and nine cine men out of ton will draw their I 1 i forefinger across ilia newly painted auri face nce tho file tenth ratio maa never mover learned to road I turners palls F reporter lecturing makes mo me jo jolly ily baym olive login logan doubtless bho re referred ferrell to cartain lectures anil and in this con conuto conuco lico ion it would be ba interesting to know I 1 what mr hikes thinks about it itney New york star 1 1 shot shet dat do sam barn why it 1 aint niara 11 golly yon shot abet dat do you brat ob course it aint cold its ita me dats cold tink I 1 care wedder do iloa ilas cohl or not 7 I 1 yonkers Yon kera cazetta Qa zetta what is i the meaning inclining of it buck back 1 biter asked a gentleman at a ban aday jay 1 i school this liia aluz a aler it went down the class clasa until it came to a simple urchin who said perhaps its a flea mrs muldoon ou tho the washerwoman 1 1 wast vasta a hor her lima in gallivanting around to ment irge conventions find and convocations convocation no but bat she eho quietly exercises her right to lato baro arms A moral here bore ladles lid lea boston transcript LESSON port FOR FOLKS 3 will I 1 grandpa gu go to heaven asked A little 1 1 girl ol of four ether mother 1 certainly I 1 hope so was the answer 1 11 I dont I 1 I 1 replied the child no he will will stamp his bis cane find and say gay I 1 lyli ats all r this thia rocket racket I 1 IKE aulm A minister milda lamia a tediously conr loo call upon a lady I 1 ot of lite hia acquaintance Hc ilor little daughter I 1 who was present grow grew weary ot of his hia conversation and whispered in so an I 1 audible tono 11 he bring his hia I 1 amon amen willa him an editors editorial wife disc discovered her has bund band the other evening in the tha act of I 1 hugging ging going to press the seri bori 1 wat girl tile tiia first editorial III his hia next days dayd issue igans opened with 11 we jle 4 um aru living in perilous times that told the whole story A RELIC american i traveler to cathedral guide guida bat see sea here wend end how can this bo be the sk rill 0 of st peter weve already seen ono 1 I ut at the church of annunciation yur 1 ther mora more this is a miserable mi serAbIo little ikall that any brains in ILI ouida guide ah I 1 yon cant understand it NV why by this is ii ht 89 rotors raters skull as a child I 1 I 1 let dogs delight to bark and bite for ILI til their nature to let greeks end and I 1 turks both growl anti nd tight fight and raise baian a hullabaloo bat ALme americans cans should never let their pas passions gions riso for foi 1 i all of tile lar largest 9 amt 1 biddi go from hero here to turkey and from I 1 there abera into the greeks and every leaden moss of cl yankee labor speaks detroit press HE X NEN ilia business george breckenridge is is a man who never has bus motie money y enough on hand to pay his bills billa A few is w days day 8 fralli ago 0 lie he bought a pair ot of boots boota on crai a lit t now how much bra are 1 they 11 biye r ive dollars it i you yon buy on I 1 credit us its but if you puy pay cash down How that WellY well you fact bee said k id tile tha minded shoemaker 11 ven vea I 1 sells bella on credit I 1 knows I 1 it is ia a doad dead loss so BO I 1 makes de 10 loss less to go ishmal its as possible A couple of threadbare loafers were I 1 I 1 sitting ju ia front of a saloon store one of them reading the legislative proceedings exclaimed the niad man with the a per 1 do you remember balm charlie 1 2 certainly I 1 do well wall ho he has come coma to grief at last hut he is ia a member of legislature 11 1 lie is well ive got no sympathy tor for him ite ile W was ill always trying to mako make out ont that thai he WM w as as mi good hotl us its either of a 1111 ile he deserves jut jan what hn he got galveston now naab 1