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Show I There aro coal combines and other robbers. Xnw, Will the price of coal come down before the public- shoots? It has been demonstrated that, a little lit-tle cloud or two c;ui eclipse an eclipse. Conservation policies appear to be conducted loss upou law- than upon injustice. in-justice. One focal occurrence has proved that spine nic.u .would rather cet married "'-.than pjcl shot. ' : ' '. ' From all accounts, the President, has decided uot to bring Pauatna home in ... his vcst'p'bukct. An amusing thing about it is that the' price of coal jioes up only about the (hue you have to have it. .Another thing about it is that, if you . want to show that you arc differed!, from ibe church organs, boost. Doctor Wiley is cruel iti not permit-.ting permit-.ting us to enjoy that dream of. drop-. drop-. piug food prices just a little longer. Wake up!. Have you ever dreamed -.' of falliug from a 'great height? Seems as if .that's all the food prices have 'It's a rotten outfit," said a gentleman gen-tleman concerning the Federal Bunch. And lie has becu here less than six mouths, too. It does "not seem to have occurred to tho hierarchical press in this city thjit the louder, they knock Sail; Lake, the more arc they, despised" of Salt Lak- rircw York -woman is said to have loved her husband so much that she killed him. Wonder what she would have done if, she had hated him real Jt seems that tho gloss trust has begun be-gun to cut wages in order to pay fines imposed by the Government.. May bo the poor thing will soon be passing around the hat. Htilly gee! Now comes Government Chemist Wiley to say that tho reported drop in food prices is a mere hoax. We knew very well that, the thing was too good to be true. Bit by bit, the Standard Oil monopoly monop-oly in Tennessoo has whittled away all the complaints against it made by the Government. And yet they say that these anti-trust laws were framed, by JJpwevcr, it will be observed that while the Smoot organ raises its hands and shakes its ' gory loc.kjs in ' horror at the high price of coal, it' thinks it quite mru proper to charge the public two prices Wm fr printing the delinquent tax list, ! jfj ot on,y have we. failed to hear from local dealers that food prices have lllnl dropped. Init now some of the Govern-Ey Govern-Ey ment ofliciajs are endeavoring to jicrV. Hill sundeus that the report of such drop ;l H elsewhere was merely sent out as a doll! do-ll! 9 ar t0lfl that tvvo ,lundrc.d uud mH fifty workmen, earning an average wage HuH of three dollars. and fifty cents per day, DjH quit work because of the employment ml of qiic "scab" at a wage of one-fifty. Sill Some people do have peculiar idcaB of MSI Thoso peoplo who imagine that if BMI Becd Smoot wants to continue to bo !w!n TTiiituit""Statcs Senator he should resign his apostleship should lake another peep h( the situation. For if .Reed were not an apostle, howv in tho name of goodness, could he be Senator? |