| Show wit dud and humor some of the ibe moot timid girls are not frightened by it loud bling bans A suburban paris paria dealer announced that lie he sold bold donkeys like his bid father A whitehall lady ran hor her lust last yeata years bonnet through a clothes wringer and now she ling ilia most stylish list hat in town tile alio cashier c cf f the arc lica rack banks spent ilia hie money on oil filloy dogs literally und and lie wont went to the logo log ara you yon a kalor was asked of at ova of if tho candidates dates at the jale lug liili ditl election A voice from the alio buck back un answered no but ins bid wife is venerable Voner ablo charch wardon carrai carrying 9 round the bug bag lor for collection collect iou small child who ha it a lively remembrance 11 oh mammul heros judas J coming comic gl I 1 it is a man who ki known own when to let politics ios alone detroit free pross irom easy just juat uder after tl action oelion is tile the timo time to drop em am now 11 even tor ter pa ray your in r election bots bets like a slin man its says the vow new haven ister WO wa bog to amend it if they tire wheelbarrow bets beta pay lam om liko like A jack jacksom soo elmira free press A citizen ot of now new jersey recently introduced trod aced to a married mi buu an lating III him a warmly carml 0 abuid 1 id 11 ali ah these patterson PaU orson girls girla my make c clover 1 aar wives ive had throe ot of em am the arkansas senate has haa voted 18 to 5 to establish the pronunciation of 0 that ti tates name its Arlson Haw will kansas lave hava to bo be called kemsaw find and apple bass bo be apple saw 1 my dear miss said an idle fop 11 why dont you take advantage ot of leap year to got gel married T and the I 1 answer was because I 1 am not yet ohio able to support a husband A literary man with a couple 0 bottles of 01 whisky in his pockets said to the ferry ticket man ile ho cashier hare tako take thrice thy foe fee for spirits twain shall cross croaa with me A bartender bar tender of is a nellie noble saloon must linow know how to mix mis seventy boven different drinks drinka while a judge of a court know how to make makee even rou a milk punch IDa detroit troit free 1 room wo we are informed by the immortal declaration that all men man tire are born free and equal irow how is ia it with twins does a twin have un an equal chance with tho the rest ol of humanity boston transcript A farnitano far nitaro dealer seized upon a comans womans wo niana baby for it a debt of 83 3 but bat after keeping it two duys days he was waa glad to give his hia doctor debtor 5 1 to relieve him of his hia charge A baby who tant make life miserable nise rabla tor for two or three persons will die very young detroit free press 11 As f ter er me on saya a M ams E as Z whose husband Is moa a member sailor of the assembly I 1 always do my shopping when wh en the tha son sonata to is is ins the jai appropriation ro cristion bills then them you see aoe my is accustomed to such large laige figures fl guren that my bills look small email to him they went in and gently broke the n owe to her bar that her ausba husband nil had been run over by the cars aud hid had one log lei oat cut off lier her grief was terrible to witness good bood heavens I 1 sho cried hs he hold had his hie best new tron sera seri on and ol of cour coutou v spoil edl if boston post poet 1 ay why should a roil red cow give whito white m milk ilk was the subject f for or dis discussion cassion in ia a suburban agricultural 01 club ab after an hours debato debate the so 0 I 1 ary of the meeting was instructed t to milk the cow and bring in a docili decision a according to the merits of the milk it was blue bine now new havon register prudish young woman says to Is a spir ice clerk I 1 want a parasol clork with groat plea BUte what shade sLade shall ahall I 1 give you she bhe tartly replies the parasol will give all the shade abade I 1 require airl anil and the clerk continued to exist dinst j aaa as if nothing had bad happened A galveston lawyer was wa recently ta iran aback he was waa defending a colored kleptomaniac on the ground of insanity and when he had bad dea his very argument his hii client said saia il you yon must bo the biggest tool fool in texas taxes the opposing lawyer at once sald bald 1 there your honor I 1 told you the ho man was sane saile it gansl daust bo be rather trying to be married to an emotional actress ao treBs to have her clutching you yon by the throat ob at 3 A im M and shouting in a hoarse stage whisper 11 slave didat look the kitchen door 2 he tha key where is sail it ill strangle thoo didat ny liy the milk can on the outer battlements battlement aye my good lord i im mad some philanthropist bt sent a bible to a milwaukee editor in hopes of doing him some gome good and hw hu thought it was a mew anew publication and wrote a review on iliff it in which ho he said the production was a failure it it was intended for a novel it lacked plot and if for a history it was full fall of improbable incidents he couldn t recommend it bo reading ad aa she sailed down the bryor river l teacher 11 why are ships ca called had she 2 boy alter after thinking aoa they havo have to have men to manage em am 1 of another class aliina the teacher asks aks 11 in a monarchy who rules if the king dies the queen 11 and who would come coma next odor after the queen dull boy at the foot suddenly brightens up and shouts the jck jack 11 now we are nicely cicely settled bellied 11 exclaimed the ila happy y now wife if we only hall had a cow 91 harry arry wo we could malce make a nice soft bed cow asked the husband who never saw a joke a goose booso you yon m roian fian goose geese yield feathers not cows yes yen said mollie with a twinkle 11 but cowe cowa gi give ire down dont they dear lie he uttered a 0 snort of defiance slid and went vont out to chop wood |
