Show the took cook on a 1 rampage A laughable incident in connection with high life below stairs that flou lil appear to bo be for far fetch etched ed in a rattling farce was as recently b rought brought to tire 11 attention of a london it aril appeals lears that a laity lady of the nobility was entertaining somo lady fatty friends at an afternoon reception tit it lier ber residence near BeI belgrave grave square whenn to the intenzo alarm alar 11 a ottha of the ladies tile portly itly figuro figure ol of in all inebriated and indignant cook i was vas seen to enter and tale take a seat beat amid tho the bewildered guests the lea lending tiling lady ady of alie culinary y department pro proceeded ceded deil to deliver lier her idem ideas on the general topics 0 ot I 1 the day with kith somewhat disjointed fluency and the mistress ot of the house finding the order to retire disregarded she naturally sum summoner monel ed the butter butler to her assistance this thin attack by tile base minion tit I 1 of 0 the pantry ott on her ter own ova special mada the cook frantic with indignation so the butler prudently beat a retreat and went vent in search of a policeman the fair fairy r ot of the spit was equal e to the emergency and when w lien ti the butler proceeded down donn tile the squar 0 I 1 in it search of the representative 0 sf of the law tho the cook pursued shouting lit at him film stop titter the result of this strategic maneuver was that the tha butler was taken into custody by a constable who lisp happened to bo be conveniently near at hand tile the triumph however of tile cook wall vas of shott short 1 duration I ura tion as 09 on the return of the captured butter butler to tho house tile the attitude notions actions and condition condit oa of the lend of the alie culinary department showed od I 1 lie representative of thu the law that lie he had arrested the wrong individual tn in her misdirected zeal she legan began to break III the le windows ol of tile the house she had lately shown a determination to protect even at tile the risk of incriminating an innocent individual and with difficulty was re moved to tile the police station on her being arraigned the next day the ccok assumed an atilt attitude dle of injured innocence but although sho she asserted that overy every one was drunk but herself tho the victim ot of misplaced confidence was fined for her ambition to shine in tile higher of society despite this unheard ot of rigor it tj la acknowledged that as every mans homo home is his hia castle tho the cook is the chatelaine chat elaina now and for all 11 tame san francisco ciron |