Territorial Enquirer | 1881-02-23 | Page 4 | Wit and Humor

t wit and humor TaB ra Blon solon ischo in alio name of 0 a cigar A ai hamlet remarked 11 olvo oivo mo me ilia matt man tint that is ig not I 1 ra asiona slave 1 11 ahat do 10 you line know v about the MO cuckoo ta ascol if school teacher ot of litlie litile johnny Nn Nu Oln flIn copt lio dont lay bilt eggs himself frogs turtles anil and terrapin aro are tinder the head bond ot of I 1 I 1 witter uter owl foul 11 in chicago nonce honce ot of course frogs legs logs aro are fowl in boston transcript whorl whoa A 91 mans property in i put pat tinder nailer the hemmer it la Is a auto of offe tits but when a man gets it la 13 the of tt it sail biti f bal tomozo every saturday tho the boston courier gives the following wise piece dieco ol of advice to i 1 s I bachelor retailer liaa never marry it a phi fill unless you have bavo known her nt at laital days und and a Ilic picnic nic A young lady wrote sumo some versos verses to a paper about her birthday unit anil hooded headed them allay may voth It almost made her hair turn gray when it appe cercil in print 11 my ath mth now is tho the III kiino mo for husbands husban to got the paper early and out cut on out t ilia alio silver tiso ments where sealskin ecal skin aro are mail A ont ant in timo time oft olton on seven chicago times timea tho the census shows something liko like twenty por par coat more mom fa females molles than malas in tho the count coun tryo ryd population well wall we cant have too much of a good thing bookland courier sho blie I 1 I 1 mr slow blow are those two men that have J net passed brothers vl ila iio I 1 aw know that ono one ol of thoin them is but im aw not quite sure buro of tho the other 1 l I 1 columbia Opeo tho the young woman who hall many suitors auit ois and from tho the timo time she was IG 16 until sho elio was waa 21 thorn them all ro corrod in her later life to that na its liar her declining herald A london alindon paper hua has tho the advertisement ot of 11 the liquor toll company clita can this be ba a relation lution re of 0 tho ilia irm firm that cold to tea in tho the basement baBo ment of 0 the capitol ut lit Waa Wasla hington ington 7 herald newspaper I 1 piracy ir aay und and sheep thiea ing ira ny eslo one clips etna and eta ceoula HIS find tho the other steals anti and all blips brethren Crot hiou bo be kind enough mot dot to flocco cc us ua of this wheeling Jon rinal it has boon proposed prop to create offices for or ex presidents and vice why not appoint them thein fail all sausage in 2 1 hassage ha usage is something that neala constant con stunt watching ybia chronicle blittle geigla boy who wrote to santa clans lor for a pony wa enough to add 11 Poso Po Borit rit if he heiau if a male plea ty his behin bobino 0 logs this little boy it should bo be remarked has been to other animal shows chows besides the ho cir avar constitution anilo acau oan you toll mo me me ma why the perfume on oa biah tho ot of my dear augustus angustus is liko like aine me shooting an arrow fit at a target ma ala alno no my ay d deur oar I 1 do not see BOB tho the similarity Bimi larity why JB Is it V attain annio 11 because its ita are ma scant tron from my iny beau A vermont shoemaker being noted asked if he hill any religion mado made answer just juat enough to make good shoes glory to god goa I 1 and with no an extra pull lie he drew draw tho the waxed urmey to its plan lot us na endow his beach tea a a new chair in the divinity school ichrist nog beg the ibo senior bomor greek professor in his hia leottie to the juniors tho the other day speaking ol of the marriage ol of venus null and valenti remarked that 11 the hand bomert women generally marry tho the homeliest hom eliest elleI t men adding addin fir grimly gr icily 11 theres encouragement for a good many ol of YOU yon A galveston dandy like tho the now new p pants a nis ho he had received from his tailor BO a ho he told the artist who built the hanla aits nits 0 took look hero here I 1 cana not 3 those punts I 1 wanted them for a dinner party and they tire are so tight I 1 cant walk in ia them it well 1 growled the tailor it if you yon dont got to be any tighter than the pants you yon wont find and tiny any trouble in I 1 galveston news ani IT II A Galvo stoa man went vent to the market to got get a ilah for dinner the price asked was high and the fob fish did not look as if it was quite fresh freal and he be so BO told the fish fiah dealer whereupon that tha t worthy pulled open the tabs gills eilla to show that they wore war 0 tes red which is regarded its as an unfailing test of freshness I 1 see bee they tire are tod real but a aisla that hul had been dealt dead a weak would wash blash to hoar tho the pricey price you on nak ask tor for it A A rit lemaa who WM was on a visit to N niagara bagor when tho the a car ar raised andi and lowered by bromn power was wad iu III use UBO ou on the inclined plane went into tho the starting blurting house to witness the descent ilos conti being too timid to go down himself alter after the car started lully fully impressed impresa cd with the danger lo ho turned to the man in ia charge and said suppose sir air tile the ropo rope should break 7 the iran with a serious countenance and a single eye to business replied 11 chi oh they all paid before they went vent her bev dr dabney a southern in ia the late war when preaching denounced domo demo mo 11 need the soldiers foldi ors habit of dodging tat at bullets end and cannon balls ballo and nil ad danced the doctrine that each ball was directed by providence andi and was sped whore where it was waa destined dest ineil to go next day whoa when the battle waged al afresh fresh a young aide riding up for orders found ool cal dabney with his buck back against a heavy gato post poet tho the aide as ho he rode ou oil touched his hia hat and aad remarked 11 I 1 see colonel you yon havo have got a gato post poet between I 1 you and providence interviewing AS AN E em arron roil A burlesque writer furnishes abo he following as a 11 scene in on an editors office which suggests both to editorial and to patrons ot of pa papers ayiers I 1 want ant to too moo tho the villain who wrote this r whores wheres tho the proprietor of wager this paper 21 i I 1 lacont Ua a cont on t whores the editor in chief 11 ilas out ont 11 wheres tho the managing editor lies iles an out I 1 whores wheres the reporter re portor ill 11 has bali out oat I 1 11 Ble ketty ketly slad blam baegl SU bajc pates panes ef ct brokon broken glass youre going out oat the man was found with collarbone collar bone bono broken and two bibs fibs sidewalk kalk find and carried to hospital An and astill still they call ec