| Show 4 THE WAYS OF WOMEN they arp decidedly contradictory 1 ghego are true tho average woman stays in the house on pleasant days and visits twenty three arna jn an afternoon when the winia nas TO DO taken anh a ngn ining rod sho will rail for twenty five years against the barbarous fashion of boring the ears and then sho will punch holes in her ear lobes with a darning if there is a ghost of a chance of getting a pair of diamond earrings ear rings she will take two hours to dress and run back into tho bouso three times if sho is going over to minnies to spend the afternoon and tho next day when she has a sudden chance to go to she will pack a toothbrush tooth brush and her urse in her pocket button hoi cloak and gloves on tho streetcar street car and beat the station three quarters of an hour ahead of tho train sho spills coffeo on the clean bablo cloth and smiles sweetly when there is company and sho glares like a healthy demon il william henry lays the carving knife on tho table when they are alone she carefully mend a rent a quarter of an inch long in her oves and poes for days with a tear tw hect long in her petticoat sho will put sealskin buttons on a plush and aspects the aholo world to believe that it is real fur she can hold forty seven pins in her mouth and give an order to the grocery boy that will fill the market baskets and a milk pail she laughs because the smith girls wear old fashioned bonnets and cries because eho knows of somo poor boy who cant afford a winter overcoat sho will arrange a silk scarf over a picture frame until a mans eye will bulge out with admiration but sho cant tio a plain ordinary necktie to save her life she will walk up street in the rain to save a streetcar street car fare and then sho will give a quarter of a dollar to tho first beggar she meets she will go over every carpet in the house with a damp cloth and a brush and then go down town with a blade spot on her nose she will give a good course of lectures upon the history general appearance and people of tho koman empire and then she would got lost if sha tried to go from buffalo to attica without an escort she will read an essay on our inhuman treatment of the red man and then she locks the door if sho sees a sassafras vender coming in at tho sido gate she will fry beefsteak 1 and expect tho roan of fcc hot abo is a lovuolo creaturo 1 aha C |
