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Show fl "Xion prospers; all is well.'' Good luck, "Fighting Bob!-' ' Hj Don't forget, the Industrial fair. Hd Look out for the cars mid the buzz H wagons. H -Mr. Roosevelt is rlemoustrating (lint B you can't lose him. Of course, everybody waurs to be an angel but not before his time. Hj Among other good things, Salt Lake is proud of her High School cadets. H Congressman Howell hus performed a plain duty toward tiie silver-lead it will help matters :i great deal if H persons waiting for street cars will Hj step to the curb. The city treasurer's report would in-dicate in-dicate that Zipping Zion is a long way H from being "busted." Bosidcs. if you walk to the right 1 you will be surprised to see how much 1 better 3-011 can get along. Hj Again it is hoped that Sir Jupiter Pluvius will recollect that just now it is not his turn to butt in. Tt will be a long time, however, be-fore be-fore there will be complaint concerning the end-scat hog on airship lines. It 11103 be well enough to have a high aim, but sometimes tho game is brought down by shooting low. Without having heard from the gou-tlcinan, gou-tlcinan, we assume that; Mr. Ixockefel-ler Ixockefel-ler would scarcely favor an ineome'tax. It appears to bo the principal worry H of sonic Individuals to find some remedy for an ailment that they haven't got. Hurrah! Now they arc getting down " to real business in the construction of that, new North Temple street via- When you come to look about the town, you can't very well blame Salt Lakers for feeling just a little bit H - According to its report, tho Bell Tele-phono Tele-phono company operates over three tnil-lion tnil-lion instruments. That's running a 'phony business on u very extensive-H extensive-H scale. HJ If . the dispatches afford us correct in- formation on the matter, President Hj Tnft's principal utterance concerning tho tariff,, on Saturday last, was "For-get "For-get it." Chief GJrazy Snake was probably not aware of tho fact that, it was decreed from' the beginning that tho son of Eve should grind the 'head of the serpent beneath his heel. Hl While conference visitors arc here we desire to inform them that there Hj is to be held in this city nnxt August tho big G. A. It. National encampnient, which will bo the most brilliant, and H impressive' event that has over oc- Hl :urred in Utah. Everybody is invited, and everybody will.be glad if he cornea. B Vc would ask our visitors to count tho new business buildings and dwell-lugs dwell-lugs that have been erected in Zipping Zion sinco they were horc last, except that the request would necessitate tho Hl imposition upon thorn of a task that Hl would keep them busy alL the time they wcro hero. A Boston girl hns. written a letter H to a Helena newspaper, asking soniu goodhearled gcntlemun to advance H money to enable hor to come West, and offering to work to pay back the amount. Her npponl should not bo in vain, for uhc. proves her good judgment judg-ment in hor wish, and also shown that sho is thoroughly honest by admitting that sho is twenlj'-six years old. |