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Show GMGE SFTTLra ' I QUITE ELIGIDLE. A big, burly looking fellow, n per-walked per-walked Into the olllco of a prominent accident Insurance company the other day. and applied for a policy. "Certainly." said the secretary. "Aro you engaged In any hazardous business?" busi-ness?" "Not In the least," roplled tho applicant. appli-cant. "Does your business mnko It necessary neces-sary for you to handle loaded flrcnrms or we'apoiis of any kind?" "No, sir." "Would your business ever requlro you to bo where there were excited crowds for Instance, nt a riot or a flro?" "Very seldom." "la your business such as to render you liable to Injury from tram-cars or runuway horses?" "No, sir." "Docs your business throw you In contact with the criminal classes?" "Very raroly, Indeed, sir." "I think thnt you are eligible What Is your business?" "I nm a ollcomun." |