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Show HtJ, . Boost, man; boost.' HfJ - Tn oilier words. ''Thank God for J Smoot: j."' Down.to-diiio campaign speech: "So rc . y ou H B. j "i. O-o-o, look what's here! The prophet in politics! B j I "Whom the hicrarchs would reform the ol ier fellow. B .Salt Lake is not in line to become B j -what Esopus is. nor what' Oyster Bay ls to be. Watch 113 grov:! B TJvon in the trolley cur service to Ljic Uie big- State Ft'iir there is some- B - iliiu doiu every minute. Hf j. "" " Yes, nood people-; Zion is oin io B Zip up in population to the two-huudrcd- B j, thousand mark in uinctccn-tcn. j . . )1 . . If possible, go io Park City today fi :iJid encourage the Americans who are : determined to free that localit'. H Apostio Hyrum Smith declares that Hj 4 .' Iho' world is all wrong all but hini- Hl sclfl Ve gods! JTow that little apple Hj i'..' -ops anybody demand that still au- tlic-r sky-scraper fall on him before he Hj "ir'. i'clicve that the 3Iorrnou church is iu politics? , '. Prophet Joseph TP. Smith Jid, vises his :'' .'Tojlo'cra to temperance, and yet ho ;1 blcs them to contribute money for his ' own ' ; bust. ' 1 ' Tuberculosis, declares the Baltimore 1' 'uicriean, is largely- due to overwork. B Arhat vigorous constitutions uewspa- TU-'Vinen possess: B T.'10 Good lioads convention met at B 'tiuntic Cit3". but there is no expecta- Hli ,io11 tI,at will advise rural districta I u adopt the Board Walk. Hj j ! Fearing' thai he ma3' need ic more B J iliac time, wo suggest to Prince JTy- J, Jfim Smith, he lay up some of his tuir. B ' v.-isdom for a roigu-y day. B Some of our high " financiers could 'tH'mich" Lord irosslyn to tho effect B. "tjiat it isn't ut all necessary to go to B . , Lonio Carlo to break a bank. t,. Making a printed appeal for tithes. B " ."-nn ecclesiastical tax-gatherers pitoously .yak. "Will a man rob God?" Well. B .-ve's; 5l' 'lis name bo Joseph Smith. Bfl v-i That he has gone into literary pur- B) suits may prove Nr. liockef oiler 's con- olnsion that Standard Oil is in need of B p'vess agent who will make uo blund- Hj A professor at Amhcrrft college has H -sold his head to scientists for ten 1 .'Vhouiand dollars. Some men have lost . thoir heads over trying lo get half that B much. B We w::u. no panic here; but if an' Hjj, - 4" sach thing should have the audacity H y 'io .come our way w will put such a B , crimp into- it that it will never dare Bi to come back. H' Apostle D. O. McKay has conferred l , favor, as well as a murk of distinc- HJ iion, upon newspapers that call the lead- H crs of tho .Mormon church h3'pocritea'. B Ho has condemned them. B Elder Ben E. liich s;i-s that the at- H luck w:i not upon Heed Smoot or Bn Bi-igliam's complete abidance b3' the priesthood,-' Knowing, of Ben's, and' 1 Brighain's complete abidance by the Bl 2a- ot tue pficHthopd, wp suggest to Ben that possib- ho could provn what has sometimes boeu auspectod b3" boing a little more explicit as to Itced. |