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Show The -world loves a cheerful booster. fl Did you not notice how March blew ml : To Mormon polyganrists the law is a joke. lias the' County Attorney yet heard of one Joseph Marion Tanner? YalkinR to the riht is easy when you 'become accustomed lo it. Hv Down in Georgia the skeleton in the -closet' has takon the form "of a jug'. Tt must bn sad, in prohibition dis-I dis-I nets, to epeak of the departed spirits. Kansas City has a Knife and Fork club. What do they want with a fork? 1 ASna' Gould's name may not be lc- j on, but she is. nevertheless, count- "Women should receive men's H' wages, 11 declares John Temple Graves. Well, don't they? Thar, is among the number who have discovered that il costs a heap to live these days. A St. Louis jnan wrote that he was , ''r.yck and unabol to wock." Looks like simple spelling. H' If Mr. Tafr. wants the job, he will have to make those rcw Euglandcrs quit calling Tawft. j l-'irst robin hasn't showed up yet, probabh' having had an advance in-spiration in-spiration as to what was coming. Doubtless "William T ravers Jerome i 5, will reply to those charges after ho 'gets through smoking his eigarctlc. While aciial navigation has made gratifying progress, it isn't lime yet toabtindou the railroads altogether. Tho small boy may not be very good at H figures uutil it comes to counting the days between now and summer vaca- . ... . . j A Xew York physician say a thai, the hand orgau )s a menace to health. Ce'r-taiiiij-, lb the grinder, if he stand too long in one place' One cfTcctJSpf holding the Democratic B: National convention "at" Denver will' be H tu show fomc of miv 'Eastern' friends Hi that (his if a big countrv. Hiy 1 J 1 Senate cqmiiiiklce haing upheld the H. President iu the Brownsville afl'air, it : 's t"n.c ior somcbodj- to be looking for-some for-some other miBfortune for Mr. Forakcr B ' H'' ' Dollars l.o marbles that iC investiga- H,j. ,ou ol" thc bank robbery were turned Hh ovor to tiie newspapermen the culprit Bf' would- be; betrayed by liia own appre- f H, HarrUnan is said to desiro to Ije a H delegate to tho Chicago convention; H'' which' will give assurance that any pos-' BV iblc third term movo will y0 against Hr ' ua artistic scrap. Hf. v k H Aftir having investigated the af- B fairs uf several New York .bunking iu- i fititutions that were: in hard'Mincs, At- Hr torncy.-Genera) Jackson said, "I never before nu-.t so many men wluV oughl to bciu-. -jail.". J3ut tha.;or course, is be- v cause he hab .nuicP. piiid a visit to tlio art, ofiico of tho president of tho Mormon church. |