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Show !LX j, ' There is a Nobel prize awaiting the 'jjf'l genius who will invent liarlcss politics, ft!" 'i Bniterniilk and cocktails have had . . ;" their day, but the latest is Cannonade. ;. r , Some enthusiasts go even further than fi do the third termers, by shouting, '; ;r ' ' ' Jtoosevel t forever! 5 ' s- ' i However, the President's messaee ' foscnts a better aspect when viewed front the rmd stand.. A !" ! J y Anyway, no man Vould like tp have v i; P y his son taunted with the fact that his . ; ; :'aiher turned the washer. ,,,, .p-jspatchcs tell us tliat the storm 'king - i' rule's in the Middle West. Is there room P , for iwo'kin&s in this countr'? . I' t ; u f ' ' And perhaps that bank ro.bber could 3 '-.li lea'rn from the palmist "that he was ' ; ,,abdut to go on a lonjr .lourney. : Z. Financial pessimists are blamed for ll ', , bad times. Well, then, for. a change, diet's liave a wavejol! depression. ; i i Nevertheless, the reitffn of confidence f , . .,Xo Wall street is always about coinci-f coinci-f . "dout with the reappearance of the lamb. ; v ." ' ' v j i i ''Is there an' way to remove '.arts?'' asks a corresiiondcnt. Yes; if vou CZiU Cec the Federal bunch to of-t. of-t. ,v, Vfend the President. : ' ' ; Having observed 'Governor Cutler's v 1 Von(lneE-B lor -l'e braid of military risj ,attirc, you should not expect him to favor a uniform divorce. -A r Merely as a matter of revenge, tb,ere -. 'J? ;is many n bachelor wlio is fairly buru-'i.i buru-'i.i ) . ?ing up for an opportunity to sweetly J j hepb that he will be a brother to her. f It is with gome dread that we may L loffend, but we mtiit say that the voice '.. Ti :of;Jsracl's sweetest singer has such r tgrcat range that nobod' is able to bor : U 'his compass, Vli': T . - is filled with good things, aud BE-fj l latest best of these is the promise Bft that it will be some time before the Kili , simple spellers mil again make them- Bnff l selves look foolish. KOkf ' rom supposedj' selfish motives, a Klf'B' great many adherents of Senator Jeff ll)avis have deserted him since ho pro-Claimed pro-Claimed that no man ever made a mil- b ;ion dollars honestly. fcflaju .Denver is advertising the -fact that Hg -3 I. jibe has plenty of good hotels for the f ! f'ccomniodationof visitors during the . I1 '. DL'inocratie convention; but arc tho il! Vates to be also :i mile high1? H '.ij' HwhiJe the Illinois Republican State ffi! f-a ' 'oiiimitice declares for Speaker Cannon t jjlj- v tIl? PrC8'(lcnty, there must be a do- '1' t'A'eiy by tbcm of the delegation goods 1I JJ 'Ufove "Cncle Joe's cigar will lake on Ba'u' additional tilt.' iBcOl :s j ' '1 -Not that tbey have 'in mind at all jj10 desirability of being on the Gov- Jo crament's payroll, Democrats assert cSll l5?ti l1!ln" oC partios in tho adminis-tnition adminis-tnition of National affairs would be f- fi' '(food, if only for the sake of the change, By " . " i: 3' ' ; A New, Yprk magistrate Kent a man Hi j o liail for thirty days hecausn he stok ', jj! 4a-bag' of.pcniiuts. At that rate, the nl robber wlio-purloined forty-three thoti' t iauu;. dollars'' from .a .localbank should bo doing time when Gabriel blows his horn, with a ltttlo yet to go. |