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Show tIilPj ;; I'itjhHiijr the. white plnprue shoveling l' I , snow. fl- ili I '.' , faults, like tricks in trade, are not : "our'n," ' However, the wise men of the Epst I : are not found on Wall street. ! Ie that California odorless onion j another evidence of "rafting? 1 Speaking of Boozy, West Virginia, f .1 what a- difierence a comma makes! i - . Joseph lr. declares that he loves hiB i t brother. Also polygamy and tithe S i money. . J J, Be kind .to the pessimist. He is only , looking for trouble, and will bo sure i to find it. j 1 A 3Iissourian has been fined for snor- ' i inz in church. .What's the matter? Did j ' he disturb the other sleepers? i , ' Japan is glad to know that when our j t ' fleet shall visit her shores it. will not. j have its bristles up. j j WI13' should Emma Goldman com- ! i, plain? The Chicago police have pcr- j ." mitted.her to have .her last -word, ft J jl Whatever the chances of the other candidates, Uncle Joe Cannon regards i ' Danville as a f'dcad immortal cinch." '! Brother Joseph Marion Tanner is i prepared to admit that polygamy m S I oeivefl its virtue only as he practices it. u-Tingrfang, it is said, is not ask- i ingjso nianj- questions during this visit. ' ' Probably knows too much about us al- U ready. "J, As to some propositions, Senator Till- M man seeras not to decide that thoy are v. j t right until the President says the' arc ' 'j ' 'VN'r0"- ' i) American heiresses appear to be able i to lose titles witli the same facilitj- t' that they drop the money with -which S ; ;j to purchase them. Wrj i It- is difficult to bo cheerful in view ;J J of the way annoyances pile up. There is 'iB j the "-Easter hat to be paid for, and t A i Kooyman is out of jail. i I Considering the manj different angles ' at.yrhich fashion compels them to be ij j-"; worn, why do women persist in asking i if ttieir hats are on straight"? v.: 3 j Congress has returued to the an- $ ; nouncement that "In God we trust; M !-' having found that confidence iu others has a habit of vanishing, jj. j ' f ' Wonder whom it is those rich men es-i es-i . Tttpect ' to purchase the private yachts j i .they have placed on the 'market? ; Plumbers are not knoTvn to be fond of j yachting; j . -V:We3tern newspaper is reported as j I saying that Secretary Taft is his own I K man,, and not "a mere ttoosevclt loga- i jj tee; What's the use of prohibition, II 'j T.ie .worshipful Descret Xews fpJavs J np Senator Smoot as an authoritv on : j finance. Well, ha should be quite "able i to spoak upon his chief study, us a: ! i i.JMornion apostle. . j ";Aro -we to lose the pompadour?" iwlca; the Philadelphia North American, f PI3'. Mr.Harriraan has just con- , j" xpWca -irfcy thousand .dollars for the destruction of rats. V I- i M?.' $?pb P-'Ve a good fellow, and : , x ?glx,.lsC ao ull.:..about tvbatr I you have done with their tithing fund. Don't bo a piker, man! First; thing you know they'll be classing you with bank robbers, and other ungodly thieves and gr.ifto.rs! Como through with r.he figures, fig-ures, and show the suspicious hounds what it is that an honest man is not afraid of! |