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Show certain .No '.aria mining camp seems m be deterniined to tret there. Ely. Tho fact l li vt. Santiago has a slrike We.nonst vatcs that Cuba is becoming AntCl tcaniZt'd. Moreover, i would seem thai. the County Attorney :ind Willard Hanson are out oi harmony-, Willard Hanson is not ;i had artor. because he is capable of judicially stag-inrr stag-inrr i rr.i:iri farce. .i certain editorial importation covjil aay that 'it deck is not the only thing which is racinjj. Ami it may be, too, that in striking, tho electrics workers would show that they also can pull wires. Than "President Joseph Connon," Mr. Taft is perraaded that "uncle Joe" sounds much more affectionate. And Senator Tillman would be nblo to reply to objecting rolore.l waiters that they need not. wait on him for n ' ' roast. ' ' It. seems that in the matter of finances, the heavy villain expects to got what, is coming to him, just as he does in the play. Reports thai "Mutton Bill" will gel Do new trial i- probably as applicable I to the job at the poor farm as it is to j the court proceedings. Elder Roberts, however, could defi I nil civ prove thai his prophetic su- lienors, in the matter ot marriage, are j good at multiplication. Without reading the census report to i that effect, every patriotic citizen will be proud to hu that in the United States there is "good leather." There is but one drawback to the j boosi excursion to T'tah count-, in that if merchants eat. dinner at American Fork they will want to stay there. Americans having taken ihe place'., of titled attendants upon the nival opera in London, b may yet be .-aid that the ' cream of the aristocracy was there. Thai Phiadelphia prize tight on Tues- i da) produced no knock downs or blood may account tor the fact that the prophet could have been found in Salt 1 Lake. Even it only his signature to his 1 threatening letter be takes for It, there is evidence thai the former post master of Fillmore would make a good Pen. man Probabl) Mayor Schmitz would delay trial ;.s long as possible for the reason that he desires to spend as much as ! possible of his remaining life in free- dora. Yesterday having been circus day, parents will please make themselves I busy, in proportion with the number of school children in their families, with the duty of writing excuses. Having been shown about: all that this counti- possesses iu the way of ssy, Mr. Kuroki's determination to have one day's layoff may be taken to mean that he thinks be is entitled to the re -t . V ith thehl there may not be peace, but there seems to be much brotherly toys botwei a the blundering County At tarpey oi Ball Lake, the belligerent ex-pOfltmasfi ex-pOfltmasfi i of tho -capital pf the State .!' Deseret" and s man called Hiram. Notwithstanding the mere cireum--n, e that the Brownsville editor saw j negroes do the shooting, there will bo 'nothing to prevent 8 certain Distinguished Distin-guished Gentleman from deciding that ! tho journalist's reputation for veracity I is ruined. |