Show r I EXIL EXPLANATION S' S t TIOSA A man was strolling down the street holding a large dog by a leash when hen he met a friend The conversation soon turned to the merits of the dog Yes said the owner that dog detects detec ts birds a n mile way away n away Indeed said the friend who noticed the animal sniffing nervous ly Iy That dog acts as if a bird were under his nose and there isn't a bird near I The owner looked perplexed Seeing Seeing See Sec ing lag another man near them he approached approached approached ap ap- him and asked Pardon me but have you a bird in Ln your our I pocket j No answered the man After a n few lew minutes the dogs dog's owner own er said Excuse me but what's your name Partridge Ah Ahl said the thc owner o er to his hl friend that explains it AND D SCENERY I lp Q t I I Now Tommy Tammy what are arc the principal prin prin f cipal products of the state slate c o oj Nevada 4 Gold silver and alimony Two Three Cynic Drains Cynic Brains don dont don't t count a as s much as influence c an and influence doesn't count for as much as money Practical Person sadly M Mj My y dear sir sir you jou ou disregard the fact that tha t it takes brains to get influence anc and influence to get money Theres There's Skating Teacher Willie Teacher Willie why did you stay away from school yesterday esterday Willie I Willie I sick mum Teacher Were Teacher Were you really sick Willie Willie Teacher Teacher a feller ain aint t golno got gol no other reason fer staying away from school these days Left Over O Frankie Frankie We We had chicken croquettes cro- cro qu for dinner Herbie What Herbie-What What part of the chicken chickenis is the croquette Frankie Frankie It It is the part that goeson goes goeson on the table last ram ram First Actor The Actor The hotel clerk just handed me a bill for 10 for our board two tv oda days das s Can you beat it Second Actor Sure Actor Sure if I can get my trunk out of the window Nice of Him HimI I suppose saved every penny when he started In business He did more than that lie He rescued rescued rescued res res- cued a lot that other people were squandering Use U C a Pencil Ive discovered a aVa Va way to keep afountain a afountain fountain pen from leaking It How Forget to put ink in it Yer er Likely She She She-I I wonder what those two women in the corner are arc talking about He About another woman Iguess I Iguess Iguess guess Chins Up Customer Hey Customer Hey jouve youve cut my chin Barber Barber That's That's ts t's all right boss i youve you've you ve got two more left YOU ou CUR CUlt SIK sm 1 1 I Mrs Well Well Vell you are a gentleman I must sa say Mr And And you jou ou are not I regret to W say ay Feet Feel First Firs Do you jou Ou know that homely fellow lellow sitting on the other side of the room 4 Certainly He is my brother I Pardon me I hadn't noticed i ithe the e resemblance i I Lots or Little I Dad what is a writer Be He Ue is a military man son who believes in telling nothing but the the truth and as little of ot that as pos DOS jI I j |