OCR Text |
Show 0PICE. JagRlcs Do you think, tho collego graduate grad-uate has a better clianco than he used to have? Waggles Sure thing. Nearly all tho league nines have somo of them on their team. Judge. He I sco another naval engagement Is reported. ' She More fighting? He I suppose so. Tho Captain Is engaged en-gaged to tho Rear-Admiral's daughter. Yonkors Statesman. "Mr. Rlchloy had nothing but pralso for your work for him before tho citizens' committee," nld tho friend. "Yes," replied tho lobbyist gloomily, "nothing but praise." Philadelphia Press. ... X "Did you hear about Newman?" "No." "Ho lost his right leg." "Gracious! I thought he had everything In hln wife's name." Chicago Record-Herald. Record-Herald. Smlggs There goes a man who has done much to arouso tho people. Smaggs Great labor agitator, eh? Smlggs No; manufacturer of alarm clocks. Chicago Dally News. |