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Show SPICE. Fa Iher Doesn't Edith know what that young man's intentions are yet? Mother No. Sho says ho is keeping her completely In the dnrk. Father What! My dear, when I was calling on ydi yon wouldn't let mo keep yon In. the dark until after 1 had declared myself. Philadelphia Press. a Crawford I suppose- you're a big man In your wife's estimation. Crabshaw I must be. Tho slippers she made -no for Christmas would fit a man twice my size. Judge. Fond Parent (to young hopeful) Unless you keep your face and hands elcni, vour teeth brushed and look neat, the children of nice people won't have anything to do With you they won't piny with von. Young Hopeful I bet If T had a goat and a wagon they would. Judge. Groom And then there's that extra check for J5O0 your father gave von. Bride O' but we can't use that. That's a special Emergency Fund. Groom How do you me.'in? Bride That's to pay for my dlvorco if It should ever bo necessary. Philadelphia Press. 'What makes hlnk he wears ready-made ready-made clothes?" "Because he borrowed my overcoat two weeks ao and hasn't returned It." Detroit De-troit "Free Press. Friend What are you going to do with all those presents? You have no family? Smart Going to send 'em to my friends In St. Louis. I'm going to tho exposition ' next year. Chicago News. 11 |