Show J yo j Z T M OA q i b Iii Explanation A negro had been trying for a n along along long time to gain membership in ina ina Ina a lodge They found so man many reasons for postponing the indue induction induction tion lion ceremonies that he became suspicious Ahm inclined to think he said dat yo yo doan down wan want me in dis heah lodge Well Wen said the chairman Ill Til tell yo how it is Yo is bald baId aint yo Yeah But what dat got to do dowid dowid dowid wid it An yo is black aint yo continued the chairman Sho Sho null Well Wen den black bald baId e Fraternal F Dexterity A rather bewildered man was attending his first lodge meeting He was now a full fledged member and a d was entitled to the same rights and privileges that the others enjoyed As he started to pull pullout out his watch to find out the time he realized there wasn't any to pull out It had been lifted He reported it quietly to the president president president dent of the lodge who immediately asked Who was standing next to you last The new member pointed out a aman aman man with whom he he had been f f chatting a few minutes before O 0 K said the president you just wait walt here Everything will be all right z j A few minutes later the president president president dent came back to the new mem mem- member member member ber and slipped sUpped him his watch Swell said the new the new man thanks a lot Did he say any any- anything anything anything thing i Pipe down whispered the president hoarsely h c e aint missed it yet No Quotes Mrs Newlywed greeted her husband as he returned from the theoffice theoffice office with copious crocodile tears and a telegram I had to open the telegram she said Your rich uncle has passed away After a n short pause she couldn't contain herself any longer He mentioned you in his will didn't he she asked Yes he did her husband said but I wouldn't care to re re- repeat repeat re- re repeat peat what he said |