Salt Lake Tribune | 1900-06-13 | Page 4 | Spice

l i I SPICE I t Hcnrv Im going to ask our clergyman I to sell IclcotH to his sermons I I You aront losing l your mind arc you7 I No hut I noilro that when you buy tickets to anything thunder find llnhtnlnj I i wont keep you at home Indianapolis I Journal 1 The little girl from tho a city glanced at tho cattle In thr stable yard F suppose I should ask you now Uncle Richard she said with u bored look I which of these cows given tho cream Wo are slaves to conventionality anti It I Is not for mo to fly In tho taco of time I honored custom rhlcntjo Tribune a The Innocent simplicity of the average Vpssar girl IH really charming It Is I related 1 re-lated of one of thorn that after watching a fire engine play for seven minutes on tho flames sho remarked Well who would ivah I have believed that a little thing like thnt I could hold HO much waltuh1 and now comes a story of another an-other hud of beauty and Intclll cnce from tIme same institution t who while matching I a switch engine running about In a railway rail-way yard turned l to her escort and asked I I Say Fwank how do they steer a locomotive loco-motive anyhow Denver Poat r Stlmlers collar button roBed under Limo bureau YflH I And ho sicked his dachshund after ItGo Go on I Tho bureau is heavy and stands close to Limo hoar Proceed Tho dachshund Is tho thinnest dachshund dach-shund lint OCT breathed and he could Just squeeze under tho bureau Well Well time dachshund reached the collar button and at once swallowed it It stuck halfway down and thickened the dog so that he couldnt pull himself past the lump So Slimier had to call in LImo janitor of tho linT and they lifted the bureau off the dog What about tho button Slimier said hod let the dog keep Iho button lie might need IL Nee It Ye In easo somebody collared him Cleveland Plain Dealer