Show SPICE No said he I Impecunious one you cant believe all that you see In the newspapers news-papers Arc you prepared to specify tho other man asked I am 1 saw a statement In the financial finan-cial columns that money was easy but when I tried to negotiate a loan 1 found that lImo reverSe ivaa true You misunderstood the paragraph It didnt say that people were easy Judge Mary Ann said the economical hun band at tho summer resort hotel lot tho mashed turnips alone and toko Homo moro of those cream potatoes Think what theyre charging us hero for board Chicago Tribune S I B Why do you call your dog CornStarch Corn-Starch 1 Wcll hes a white dog you know and ho has the blano mange Detroit Journal Jour-nal 1 I S S The man was Indignant Why he asked tho leader of tho street band do vou always stop In front ot my house Have J ever encouraged you The loader shook his head I Ive never given you any money havo I1 persisted the man Never replied tho loader Thats why wo always stop hero Chicago Post S S A certain officious head nurse In tho accident ward of a local hospital rqcclvcd an unexpected calldown recently An unfortunate young man of the age of 10 had been practicing with a cartridge pistol pis-tol sovrrnl sizes too largo for him and the result was unpleasant Thn doctors and nurses had cleansed and dressed tho uound and ho was resting easy Then the nurse who had not been present pres-ent and who hated to miss a trick walked over to tho little boys bcd l around which the attendants were still standing and asked him solicitously Aro you sure that the bullet Isnt sticking there still Sure I What makes you think 01 It was a blank cartridge Thoro was a sharp decline In that nurses stock of pride and the laughter I failed of unanimity by ono dissenting voice Now York Commercial Advertiser |