Show L I SPICE r Whats that message from ASuln akin lie scans word he will cheerfully quit fighting lonjr enough to come over nnd help us iMvlllze St Louis Indianapolis Journal J 4 I When a woman gets old and bald she fISh with regret over tIm locks of hair t I she used to give I away so Indiscriminately II Indiscriminate-ly Reiord I A nun who has a hothouse Isnt necessarily nec-essarily a florist 1 1 e may have a scoldIng I scold-Ing vlffAtchison Globe j j The only good Imitation of lovo Is tho I real thine NCAV York Press A i The Rov Dr Lastly was giving a fow I Konoral directions to tho plain elderly brother from the I Interior who was to I I supply his pulpit during tire summer vacation va-cation And then said Dr Lastly after tho singing of the second hymn It Is our custom to have tho offertory followed by tho Invocation WMI hats a little different from the form I usually observe thu plain old i preacher wild rubbing his Jaw In my church at home after the elnKlnfr of that hymn we take up the collection and follow fol-low It with L prayer but I din > say f can cHiIly adopt your waChlcago Tribune I I I A Lubanon man tells the following for q fact Jn thc Uorl1llg Orcijunfan pm ttuy a 1lim couiity rirmbr bought ttba I brian at hlB store the ilrst I1Clht had ever eaten After finishing It he threw tin pcpL on tho Moor After gazing at I I It a moment he picked It up and wrapped It in a pleco of paper and remarked re-marked Guess Ill take that homo to my wlfo and let her sea what a banana looks like Sho novor seed one And tim man had an Inomo of several thousand thou-sand dollars a year a J Hiram had returned homo from college where ho had won high honors as a student of tho ancient IlInGln OIl but he foil down ono day whon his plster u I demure ycurg girl In her teens asked him to translate a sign sho hall soon In front of an opticians office which read I thus t CON SULTU SABO UTYO UREY ISS i Hiram struggled manfully with It for several minutes and rave It up I It Isnt I good Latin he saId There are some words In It that are Latin but the others nr either wrong in termination ter-mination or art < barbarism from other languages l and taken an a whole It doesnt make sense That is I what I said replied his I sister but Koltirah out In tho kitchen translates It without any trouble She sayn It mean Consult us about your eyes Whereupon Hiram collapsed Youths Companion |