Show Perhaps zaps Dud Should Have Impersonated Himself The dud actor walked proudly to the center of the stage beaming Good afternoon after oon ladies and gen gen- gentlemen gentlemen he said I sincerely trust that you will all enjoy my performance For my opening number Id I'd like to do an imper imper- impersonation impersonation impersonation of that famous chap Rudy Vallee The orchestra swung into an in in- introduction inI introduction I and the dud began to croon The audience soon grew restless And by the time the song was over boos were heard from all parts of the theater The performer looked around in bewilderment Gee he mumbled That must be terrible |