Show c cMt qzkfl Wu have read from time to lime of the heroes and the heroines of the into war said the Telephone Girl us soon after thu gavel ot the President 1 descended at an unstated meeting as j she could get In her oar Wo Jmvc been told that while the men were facing Alauseis and lying in the tronoiics by the bay which Trilby Nicholson so beautifully pictured that thusc were as nothing compared lo I the silent heroes tit home who went on S washing dishes upanklng children and scolding the iceman here Is i no doubt but that these pathetic little references I hid their died upon mankind at l large 1 largeWhat j What about womankind asked the Crusty Old Bachelor as lie took a cigar from the vest of the President Slnco we can vote there Is little difference between the nexus responded re-sponded the Telephone Girl Mankind Man-kind and womankind arc one BilL as J said there arc more than one kind of heroines Wu arc told very often that the women of revolutionary limes gave up their red flannel pottl oyats 10 mako cartridges for the cannons can-nons Ahleh helped to pave the way of Washington and others to freedom from the despotism of England Uut It was probably warm weather then and they did not need them we have read or at least i hove of Joan of Arc 1 even know of a woman who married a widower with a grown family and endeavored I i en-deavored to make the children mind what she said 1 have been told of women who never growl when they find It necessary to assist their bus bauds to locate a keyhole at a m and who greet the old fellows with a snlle aa they tumble through the dooi there arc Instances on ivcoid 1 am told but 1 do not believe it wheic women havo actually Insisted on their husbands taking other wives simply because they would be better off in the world to come there are women who It is said have been heard lo say that the children of their neighbors were prettier and belterbehaved than her own all these may or may not be t silent heroes but they are as a tallow tal-low candle to an arc light in thu hero business compaied to the woman of St Lukes church In San Francisco Politics and religion aro barred You know that interrupted the President But the Telephone Girl could not be slopped I repeat and I would not have to repeat if some of tin gentlemen would keep quiet for a mlnultf that the omen o-men of that chuich are greater heroes than thpsc who are today standing in tlie trenches with the Boers or Trilby Nicholson who In our late war with Spain WUH always where the bottles 1 mean bullois were the thickest And bore Is what they did last Easter There was a debt of several hundred dollars on the church and these women wo-men decided that It wan a shame and a disgrace that it should have bet it a lowed to remain there so long do they got together and for the first lime since so many women assembled on this earth they agreed on one thing that it would bo 0 i good thing to pay off the debt on the church This could bo done by the aid of the male biped man by tho women refusing to indulge in-dulge in Easter bonnets and the put ling of the cost of the tame into the contribution box And do you know that they actually did that very same thing Wasnt it Just awfully lovely of them Dont you think that It was a gfeat sacrifice Think of those five hundred women going through the streets of San Francisco to worship God on Easter Sunday with the same hat that they had worn the previous Saturday while they bought peas and meat und biead and other things for dinner Then talk about heroes or heroines will you j The visit hero u few days ago of Albert Gunn un old Salt Lake street cat driver but who Is now located In IUcadovvIllo Jtlch county remarked the JJrugglht recalls lo mind an incident in-cident In the career of that man It occurred during the time Unit Moody and Sankey made their first visit to Salt Lake At that time CJunn was pounding mules on the back on the First South street line The driver and the conductor were one In those lays and the care were of the bob tailed variety the floor being well covered cov-ered with hay or straw whichever came the handiest or lie cheapest There were new mules to break almost every day and one morning Gunn was given a couple of now ones One of these had a i shrill tenor voice while the other was a baritone JJvery mule had a name but proper cognomens lor them were becoming sfarre What shall their names be was tho I query nunn thought a moment Moody and Sankoy had arrived In town only that morning Ho had an idea Seizing a bucket he ran to the watering trough Coming back ho threw the eonlenis over both of the mules I name you Sankey and you Moody he said Then the boys laughed Moody and Sanky were put to work That same ofter noon the two evangelists started out to see some frlondy AH luck would have It they boarded Gunns car As the mules reached Eighth East they slacked up a little and then Gunns voice ran out Get up there Moody you lopcarcd son of the lost glanc Sankey you lazy driveling googoo and a lash of the whip followed Then thcru came a man to the front plat foirnWhat What do yOu meanfcir I Just what i atd remarked Goon To whom Avcru you talking air io the Soqglygoogly mules re plied Gunn The stranger looked a moment and then retired At the end of his Jour again fey lie sftiijii V f Interviewed Gunn Are you sure you were talking to the mules he asked Why oCrt tCSJ3Oflded Gunn pl f Thats heir names I know It be cause mornl I aplaccl them 1flyelC only thin morning The two trangers alighted from the car when a pabsenger who had been enJoying the whole proceeding proaphed Gunn and said Do ap you know who those men Ztiei No replied Gunn In his blunt wav ScrVS Tlwy were not ay iii ttOltlCCd Q 1110 ii2S5y said thiojin cute of thieni hj Ttoody 4 Eli and the other lii S 0fy queried Guam Moody key and tother Sankey 7saS Yes1 They say Cunn took a big pull fromfa friends ilask trip autho end of the 4 il O Tho hour grew late and with metal reservation to an3 take moot ofleneu and each other more iliulest In the welfare of than they had of late uio members of the club simmered |