Show BITS OF COLOR f ROMANCE FAREWELL Time Poet 1 apt not n financier dear ono I do not know the art And I havent much to offer but a love song from my ncart Tim Mnld i That wont buy many Vlrot hats or very much to eat I think Ill hunt another man who cannot slug HO sweet 1 SPORTING NOTE Football lovers were greatly pleased with Zozn as a fullback S A LIFCSAVBR The maiden with the pulltlcga eyes was at the telephone Is that the grocers she asked Yes fair one what wouldst j Ulavo you any herrlngV Oh yes a Are they dry Certainly Well why dont you give them a drink she murmured TIIE MOON SAYS On earth It li all consternation On account of old Carrie D Nation AH for mn when I Moat Ill pot full M t goat For she cannot stop my celebration S BRAGGADOCIO Omaha Man Where dirt hay bring the highest prices knOwn Tho Victim Show me Omaha Alan Why where I came from J2SOW With paid for a little Cudahay tTho audience will now snub pleasantly and look us If they had never heard this before JOY Palo was tIle woman nn she looked at the trapeze swinging at a dizzy height Her uosom heaved several tithes with great emotion With breathless faces tho multitudes looked on The silence was Intense In-tense At last she shrieked If I die rny right name IH Maggie From the far side ot the amphitheater there rose a howl of Joy Before tho man who shouted had not uccn positive but now ho was certain Bho wits the name who loft Grass Valley In CO owing him for a pair oL sldccombsL Jt Is w weary worldS world-S 0 EDWARD THE CARESSER In the long long line of Edwards from the ilrst one years ago Each ot them was nicknamed to describe his stunt you know There was poor old Ed die Martyr who got stuck right In the eldo By a bold and bad confederate of tho mother of his bruit Thcro was Edward the Confessor and the ono thoy called Long Shank And a whole lot more time gang killed off because It thought them rank Now there la another Edward and he D pot to have t name And it ought to be quite spicy for the old boy isnt tamo a A thousand appellations thrust themselves upon the mind Hoa a ladles man forever and It must be something kind It might deal with horsea Jockeys or a little game of chance Or tIme ynciit club or the wlnccup or tho glltttr of tho dunce But of all these Kingly fancies that pulse his Kingly breast Of the wino the song the women well ho loves the latter beat So theres Just ono thing to call him though the namo nmy make him fight It Is Edward the Caresser ho has surely earned the rlghttTOD TOD GOODWIN |