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Show 12 1 THE SALT LAKE TIMES: SATURDAY, NOVEMBER .? 1892. IfBos' nnh 3tiis' Corner. but I expect ho was afraid that he was to be. eaten. Don't goinj you? He was in n great a hurry as the girl tvere to get away from that place, at any rate. Harper's Young People. IN THE SCHOOLROOM. Some of the Entirely Useless Things Done There. Dr. J. M. Rice, who is contributing a se-ries of articles to the Forum that sets forth the results of original investigations in the schoolrooms of our principal cities, this mouth takes up the schools of Buffalo and ' Cincinnati, which he finds are good exam-ples of the purely mechanical wsy of teach-ins- :, and not of teaching in the proper spirit which makes the school for tho child, not for the teacher or for the politician. He gives this incident: In the sixth grade the subject of the les-son was California. During this recitation-n-text book was used by the teacher. The teacher opened the lesson with the question: "How long does it take to go to California?" Then correcting herself, she said: "No, tell me first why you would like to go to Califor-nia?" though no ono had expressed any par-ticular desiro to go there. "I should like to take a drive around the mountains," answered one of the children. 'I should like to see the Golden Gate," said another. This answer was followed by a cry of "chestnuts!" from one of the boys. This remark did not, however, attract the atten-tion of the teacher. In fact, during the en-tire lesson there was a complete absence of discipline. After the children bad given their reasons says: "Auutie, I am sorry you arc so stupid." Mamma I haven't seen tho kitten today. Where is she T Little Dot I don't know, but I put a blue ribbon 'round her neck this mornin' and I guess she's out showin her-self. Good X"ews. "Tommy, did you heir yoi- - mother call you?" '"Course I did." "Then why don't you go to her at oncef "Well, yer see, she's nervous, and I'd shock her awful if I should go too sudden". 'Now, which of the great past men would you rather te, Robert?" after a lonsf aud in-teresting talk on the celehritiea of history. "None of 'em," replied Robert. "Nono of them? Why not?" '"Cause they're all dead." Once a Week. Considerate Tommy The boys have been making considerable noise, and as tht'ir father appears with a strap, and seizing Tommy, begins to thrash him: "Don't wear yourself out, father," says Tommy. "Re-member that Billy and Johnny have got to come, too." Texas Siftitigs. "Mamma," said May, "I " "Yes, dear," answered mamma as May hesitated. "Oh, never mind," said May after a min-ute's thought. "I wanted to ask you some-thing, but it fell out of my head." The grammar of little children is often-times very amusing. A litt'e girl, who had thet pretty matronly way that little giris are apt to assume with the:r younger brothers and sisters, was at the breakfast table with some guests, and, wish-ing to show her superior knowledge and age, she said: "My little brother Van said he had taken two biscuits he meaut to have said, 'I have tooken two biscuits.' You know Van is only 3 years old he doesn't always know how to say things." Teacher (to historical class) Where did Washington live after he retired from Dublie POLLY'S LESSON. She Learned It by Doing an Errand by Proxy. "Mother," asked Polly, does to do a thing 'by proxy' mean?" "To do it by employing another person to do it in your place." "But that wouldn't be doing it myself," objected Polly. "People consider It the same thing," said mother. "If I sent Arthur on an errand, and he asked Harold to go for him because his foot was lame " "Arthur hasn't got a lame foot," cried lit-eral Polly. "We must suppose he had. or that he had the toothache, perhaps, and so Harold went instead" "Harold doesn't like to do errands, either; he always makes mistakes," said Polly, thoughtfully. Polly had her suspicions of sudden attacks of lameness and toothache. "Well, it doesn't matter. Perhaps he might hire Harold to go by giving him a piece of candy. If he did that, it would be the same as if he had done the errand himself. He would do It 'by proxy.' Do you understand, Polly?" "Yes-urn,- " answered Polly, as she started up"sIt'vaeir.got all the candv Aunt Kittie gave me," said Polly to herself, "bnt Arthur hasn't any. Mother didn't know that." She pulled open her bureau drawer to taste a bit of the candy. It looked very pink and tasted sweet. i "There's Isabella's dress right under it," exclaimed Polly. "I've been wondering where it could be." water twice a week, and treat them, as grow-ing children ought to be treated, to plenty of good food (water is the bulb's food), good air, and as much suulight as you can catch for them. Every day tne baby plants grow and change, &nd to watch their development ia to watch one of the greatest wonders in creation. By Christmas, unless it has been very cold indeed, you ought to be able to make your mother a present of a pot of golden or snow-whit- e crocus; in January your hyacinth ought to blush into bloom, and if by the end of February you have not got two pots of brilliantly red and yellow tulips it will be your own fault. Grandpa' Story. "Why, where's Louis?" said Grandpa Claire, when, upon the children's being as-sembled, he missed the shining lace of his youngest grandchild. "He's crying in the other room," said Tom. "He's lost the paper and he says he's ashamed to see you after what you said about losing things last week." "And I put tho boys all out of a story," said Louis, coming In. "Oh, no, you don't," said grandpa. "Don't cry and I'll toil you how I lost something more than a paper." "Oh! Oh! Go on!" in a chorus. Louis dried his tears and grandpa went on. "Well, I was 31 years old and was a guide in the great fort-s- t along tho Mohawk river, where treacherous Indians, poisonous reptiles and wild animals flourished. Jean Granette was a fellow guide and friend of life? No one seemed to know. Teacher Was it at Washington or at Mount Vernon? Still no reply. Teacher Come, children; some of you must know. Smallest Scholar I know, teacher; he lived in the hearts of his countrymen. - one dragged poor lBiueunAucnua uj mo leg from under" the bureau and proceeded to dress her. "Polly!" suddenly came mother's voice. "Yes-um.- " "You must go to the store for me. Bridget Is busy, and I want the fruit for my fruit cake." Polly laid down Isabella Angelina with a "''I'just hate errands as much as Harold doesl" Her eyes fell upon the candy. "Perhaps," murmured Polly, nodding her head. She slipped the candy into her pocket and went down stairs with a demure face. "Yes-um- , yea-u- Raisins, currants, cit-ron and allspice. Why don't you say all spices, mother? It's correcter. There'8 Har-old at the gate !" She ran after him, and mother, busy with her cake, did not hear the little footsteps which presently pattered upstairs again. Harold brought in the grocer's parcels. "How's this, my boy? It was Polly I Bent to Mr. Slote's. You've brought me the wrong kind of rasins; these are very poor. No currants at all. Citron and one, two, three packages of cloves, cinnamon and ginger; but no allspice!" "Dear! dear!" groaned Harold. "It's al-ways the way." He pushed the pink candy further into his pocket. It wasn't nearly so sweet as it had been. "Polly 1" called mother. "Yes-m!- " said Polly's meek voice from behind the kitchen door. "I sent you on this errand, Polly." "Yes-um,- " lisoed Polly again; "and I went 'by proxy' !" Mother kept her face as straight as she could. "Indeed, Polly; then what am I to do? Here are the wrong articles. If Harold had done the errand it would be his iault, but if it is you who have done so badly, you must be punished for your carelessness. You tell me you did the errand. What shall mine. "One day we both (after having guided a traveler to the nearest town) were walking homeward silently. I say silently, for we had quarreled that morn ng and were walking home iu anger. 'After the quarrel I bad discovered myself to be in the wrong, but I was too proud to say so." "1 know the moral, never quarrel," said Tom. " "Hush!" was the prompt response from Louis. "Don't be sure about that," from grandpa. "But I am sure," said Tom. This time such a chorus of hushes greeted his ears that he was forced to obey, and grandpa continued: "We were heavi'y armed, for there was no telling when a savage beast or a savage In-dian might appear. "Suddenly Jean stopped and bent over closely watching the leaves which lay on the" ground. 'Over ninety Indians passed here not an hour ago,' said Jean. "Forgetting ail quarrels, I said: 'What shall we do?' " 'Run; these Indians won't know' we're here,' said Jean. "We ran,not as you boys run races, for fun. No, this was a race for life and liberty. We had run about ten minutes when Jean stopped, stopped so suddenly as nearly to knock me down. " 'What's the matter?' I cried. "'Matter; said Jean; 'we've lost the trail.' " 'The we have,' I responded. " 'There's only one hope,' he said. Tou go one way and I the other, and if we find the trail whistle.' "So we parted, like fools." "Why fools?" said Tom. "Because scarcely had we parted when a whoop sounded, and I lay bleeding and senseless on the ground." for desiring to go to California the teacher remarked: "Now tell me how long it takes to go there." In reply to this, all sorts of guesses were made, the lowest being five days and the highest seven weeks. At last a little girl said: "I know. My mamma went to California last winter. She started on a Thursday evening " This manner of solving the problem did not, however, appear to meet with unani-mous approval, as the child's remarks were cut short by a cry of "Come off!" Unfortunately, to the teacher herself, the whole subject of California appeared to be involved in as deep a mystery as the lan-guage of the Hindoos. Indeed, the'Vrnidrea appeared to do more toward the enlighten-ment of the teacher than the latter did to en lighten them. Nevertheless she finally put an end to the agonizing suspense by saying, "I think it would take about a week." "Through what cities would you pass in traveling from Buffalo to California?" was the next question. "Chicago," said one of the children. "Let me see," the teacher remarked, as she walked to tbe wall map, to verify the answer. When other cities were mentioned, she did the same thing. "What can you tell me about San Fran-cisco?" she asked later. "It is the largest city in California," a pupil replied. "It is one of the largest, but I don't know that it is the largest," said the teacher. This ridiculous recitation was closed with the reading of an extract from an article on California which one of the children had found in an encyclopedia. A Work of Lot. Another one of The Times' little corre-spondents sends in the following story, though it must have cost her considerable effort judging from the writing: I was going to my aunt's one day, when I saw a racsred little cirl. She was verv I do about it?' Polly considered the situation. "Well, I did do that errand, mother; I truly did. I did it 'by proxy.' I paid Har-old a piece of candy to go for me." Then a bright thought struck Polly. "And don't you think, mother, that if I did your errand 'by proxy,' and you have to punish me for doing it wrong, you ought to punish mo 'by proxy ,' too?" Harper's Young People. WINTER CARDENING. How the Little People Can Enjoy Them-selves Through Cold Weather. Who says winter gardening, as we look over our long list of entertainments for the next five or six months, during which we shall all more or less depend upon indoor amusements? asks the New York Recorder. Many of you will be interested in this "game," which means that with very little trouble and expense indeed, you can take a bit of spring and summer, in the shape of sweet and beautiful flowers, along with you through the dark winter days. November is just tjie right time ta begin, in order to get the full enjoyment out of your winter gar-dening. How are you to set about it? Why, that is just what these sentences tell you. "We'll all bo gardeners together. The first thing is to buy your bulbs. You can get them at any florist's shop now. We are going to be very humble-minde- d, and only have half a dezen plants, just enough to fill a narrow shelf on a window sill inside the room; but, of course, there is no objec-tion whatever to your having as many more as you like and as you can afford to buy. Only don't worry your parents about the money for tbs bulbs, which are twenty times as lntefesting if you have saved your own pocket money to buy them. Choose the colors you like, but ask the florist what color they are, for it is quite Impossible to judge by the outward appear-ance of the root as to the color of the flower. 8ome hyacinth bulbs that look red have a blue flower, and some that are purple have a pink or yellow one. Only the pale gray ones are to be trusted; they are sure to be "The next thing I knew Jean was over me. He had heard the whoop and had risked his own life to save mine. Now, boys, what did I lose ?" "Your trail," said Tom. "More than that, my scalp;" said grandpa. I Along-winde- d "whew!" went the rounds, and grandpa pulled off his wig and showed a scalped head. "Who is Jean?" said Tom. "Your mother's father," said grandma. Original Compositions. As a general thing the girl or boy of ten-der years dislikes writing compositions, and the subjects furnished in many large schools are far from alluring:. W'hat, for instance, could very youthful minds make of "Educa-tion?" A small girl who conscientiously applied herself to the task finally produced tne valuable idea that "Education is a very good thing, and one which every child should be taught." "Whale ships," wrote a boy who had a more congenial subject, "are large, and have an hold in which the lubber is stored." If a landlubber, this is scarcely to be wondered at; but the composition-make- r was evidently writing of blubber under a wronir name. Another youth said that "Julius Caesar in-vented Great Britain, 55 B. C," while an equally accomplished historian explained that Ethelred the Unready was called that because he was never ready for the Danes. He use to entice them away from England by brideing them, but they use to come again and demand a larger bride." Wrilli am Rufns would certainly deny, if he had the power, that "he was gorged to death, by a stag in the forest his father had made to hunt the deer;" and Joan of Arc would hardly have liked to hear that "she was the daughter of a rustic French pheasant which lived in the forest." "Prince William was drowned in a but of Malmsey wine; be never laughed again" a result which no reasonable" person would find fault with. A boy whose subject was plum puddinsr, and who was evidently not acquainted with it before it appeared ou the table, and after mentioning a variety of queer ingredients, hp aHprl 4When thAV Tint all i n thin and pale and was looking in at a win-dow which was beautifully dressed with nice cakes and candy. She was crying. I went up to her and said: "What is the matter, little girl?" She looked up at me and answered: "I have a sick mother at home and I haven't any money to buy her bread." I went into the baker's and got a loaf of bread and some buns. Then I came out and took hold of her hand and said: "Will you show me where you live?" She nodded. We walked on in silence for some time, pass-ing through some dirty streets. Presently we stopped in front of a small cottage. The littlo' girl went and opened the frontdoor. I followed. She led me in a small but neat room, where lay a big heap on the floor. As I entered the room the bundle looked up and smiled. It was a woman. The little girl said: "Mamma, this is a kind lady who has come to see you." While saying this she kissed her mother fondly. I gave the poor mother all she could eat, and the little girl also. After she had eaten all she wanted she fell into a doze. I said, "I will leave her for today and come and see her tomorrow." Tho next morning I went to see her again. I made the bed for tho sick woman. I asked if she knew what tbe bible was. The child looked at me and said, "I have never heard of it before." I said. "I will tell her." I told her mother bow Christ had died to save us all. After a while she believed in Christ. One bright morning I went over to see her, and she said: "Goodby, I am going to my dear Savior. I jrive my child to you to take care of, for I know you will take care of her." She kissed and thanked me for telling her about Christ. Then she said goodby to her daughter for ever in this land. She laid her head on the pillow and passed away gently. I took the little girl and said, "Come away, darling, your mother has gone home to Jesus. She is happy for evermore. And if you will try to be a good girl you will go aud meet her there some day." We weut borne and had supper. She was a very good little girl. Do you want to tne oouse id wmcn lives a wune Deauiy. .a knnv whrA aheia nrtwV Aim i a in inrli. pure white hyacinth and a pale pink ene will make a fine start for the garden. Then tulips. These flame-colore- d oats will do for one pot, and the three double early ones for the other. Next crocus one dozen white or pale pur-ple, one dozen golden yellow. Tou want four flower pots when you get tome, and since ordinary earthenware flower pots are more plentiful even than gooszber-ris- s in July, you need not spend any money on them. Scrub them well before you nse them, and break a fifth pot into pieces. Two or three of the broken pieces you place at the bottom of each of the four clean pots, just over the round hole. This you do for drainage, for if you put earth at the bottom of the pot you stop up the hole, tho super-fluous water in the soil cannot get away, your soil gets rotten and moldy, and your bulbs do the same. The pieces of earthen-ware at the bottom keep the hole open and set as drains through which the water flows off. When you have got your four pots ready you take some average garflen soil, mix it with a little silver sand, hi a third of the pots with it, and then put your bulbs to bed on this soil. Three tulips each into two pots, Twelve crocuses each, all side by side, Into the other. Cover them with more soil right to within half an inch of the top ot the pot, press tbe soil firmly down, and ycur task is done. No, not quite. You cut four neat wooden labels, each three inches long, out of pieces of firewood, point them at one end, write the name and color of your four flowers on them, and stick them into the pots. You haven't forgotten to put the pointed ends of your bulbs upwards, have you? Put the four pots aside for a while and attend to your two precious hyacinths. For these you want hyacinth glasses and they're very cheap luxuries. Fill the glasses, after you have washed them well, with clean water up to the rim ; put a piece of charcoal of the size of a piece of lump sugar into rach, and place your bulbs on the tops of the glasses, the flat surface just touching the water. That is all you have to do for the firesent; but, mark you, if you notice that gets dull and stagnant pour it off at once and put new water and new charcoal into the glass. This is not likely to happen, but there is just the chance of the water being impure and getting bad In a few weeks' time. Some of the water in the glasses will evaporate in the course of the winter. Lift tbe bulb very carefully when you notice this, and add soma clean water. Now put all your sleeping bulbs into a quiet room, and as far away from the window as you can. Any cool room but not a cold one will do. There you leave them, giving only those in the pots just sufficient water to prevent the soil from getting very dry. In about six weeks' time after you put the bulbs to bed, you will notice tiny srreen tops looking out of the soil, and then the fun be-rin- s. You bring the pots snd glasses out of their dark, cool corner on to tbe shelf you have prepared for them on your window sill; put s saucer usder each pot, give them they make it into a batter, and then mix it up; and when they have finished battering it they put it on the fire for about an hour and a half to get it done enouarh, so that it will be better to eat and softer to chew." A thoughtful litLs personage declares that "a stone mason's work is injurious be-cause when he is chipping he breathes in all the little chips, and they are taken into the lungs." We are also informed that "there are five way of cooking potatoes, and we should die if we eat our food roar." A prac-tical girl advises: "When roasting a piece of meat, put it in front of a brisk fire so as to congratulate it." Another thinks "we should not eat so much bone-makin- g food as ileeh-makin- g and warmth-givin- g foods, for if we do we 6hould have too many bones, and that would make us look funny." That Hear. Last summer mamma went away, and left Nellie at home to take care of baby Addie, only four years old. She was hardly out of sight when Jennie Norton came for Nellie to go with her to the ten-acr- e lot to pick raspberries. "I don't b'lieve anything will hurt Addie if we watch her," said Nellie, as she hes-itated. "Me can pick berwies," cried the wee one, eagerly fetching her own bright pail. "We'll watch her," ursed Jennie. So away they went to the ten-acr- e lot where the. raspberry bushes grew thicke than did tbe grass. "What big ones!" cried Nellie, heaping them into her pail. "What big ones!" echoed Addie, cram-ming them into her own rosy mouth. "Mamma will be too pleased to scold, I know," said Nellie feeling just a bit guilty. "I heard her wish she had some berries for tea, but Aunt Jare was sick, and " "Oh, Nellie! see 'e bic black stump wun-ni- n away!" screamed Addie. "Ouf! ouf! ouf!" snorted something else, and the girls looked up to see a great black bear vanish in the bushes, lie had been lying behind a bush asleep, maybe, and baby Addie had almost tumbled upon him. "You blessed child! What a mercy he didn't eat you!" gtsped Nellie, and then taking Addie's hands, they ran as fast as the bear had done only they ran the other way. Mamma was watching for them when they rushed up to the gate breathlessly. Addie was the first to get her breath. "Oh, mamma!" she beican, her eyes as large as saucers small ones, "its a mercy we isn't eated up. Nellie say-s- d so. A bear stump wunned away from us." "What does the child mean?" cried mamma. And when tbey told her she clasped Addis closely, and I expect she thought of the mercy, too. They didn't have the berries for tea, after all, for no one wanted to go for the pails which the girls forgot and they wcra,full! What did the bear think Well, he dida't stop to tell hl Uiougtits, teaching the poor children about their Savior. That poor little girl that I met iu the streets is now grown up and one of Jesus' servants. Edith Corbin. The Light from the Firefly. A young reader wants to know what causes the light emitted by the firefly. We believe it has never been definitely settled to what the light is due, but the general opin. ion is that it has a phosphorescent origin. There are a great many animals and fishes that have the power of giving off light, ana naturalists all agree, we believe, that, nature has provided it as a means of securing food. .The little fireflies we have here are ainiost insiguificant compared with those that are found in Central and South America and the West Indies. The lightning springbottle which inhabits those countries is more than an inch long, and its light is so bright that ladies use it as an ornament. The beetles are caught by holdinsr up burning coals on the end of a 6tick. This attracts the insect. The ladies that buy them put them iri littln wire or gauze cages and keep then until they desire to decorate their dresses with them. Water has to be poured ou them quite often to keep them alive, and ths-- are regularly fed 011 bits of sugar cane. The natives of those countries use the beetles, as we use caudles end gas, to liirht their houses. Two or three of them together will emit enough light to read by very com-fortably. Philadelphia Times. Me First! Me First!" Little Margaret has been to Ohio on a visit with her mother, and has played much with a wee cousin, who has been spoiled a bit, and has a bad habit of crying, "Me first! Me first!" on every occasion. Margaret picked up the cry, too, but her mother talked to her iu private, and told her tho words were not pretty. One day Marga- ret climbed into a high and rickety chair. "Oh, get down," said her mother, "else you'll go heels over head.'.' "And if I did," said little Margaret, "then my heels would be saving to my head, 'Me first, me first,' wouldn't they?" Prattle. Sunday School Teacher Who loves every-body, Johnnie? Johnnie My pa does, cos he is running for office. Texas Hitings. Teacher (in mineralogy class) Johnny give me tbe name of the largest known dial mond. Johnny The ace. --Jeweler's Weekly. Teacher Now, Johnnie, you may tell us if you live in the temperate rone or John-nie Naw, you can get all the beer you want right next door. Inter Ocean. Little Dot Folks say there is people on Mars. Little Dick There isn't Little Dot Why isn't there? Little Dick (tri-umphantly) How could they get up there? Good yews. "How could you think of calling auntie stupid? Go to her immediately and tell her you are sorry." Freddie goes to auntie and SCI TAKE FALL. iS OVERCOATS 2 O The nn'oby kinds, and at t tht rame lime honest wear- - i ers, aud thaw us ns good tv value at 3 per cent more in price thun we are asking. SL We ahvayg keep cur eagle eye on .r.r workrooms and know what ig being pad g for you. Our coats of to- -. day are as fir ahead of tea- - sons gone by as gen u and g am experience tan make them. C&icsgo Tai'ors, " cCI 18 E. First South St. IS P0nly One Sight On the Road. The Burlington Route having distanced all competitors in tne SiV matter of last train serv ice, it is Lnow the oslt lixb enabled to to east bound travelers the 8 advantages of fast limited trains, leaving Denver daily at 9:00 a. m., B,l after the arrival of all through g'xi trains from the West and !ouih, Cand reaching Chicago at 2:15 p. and M. Louis at 1:A p. m. the Tnext day. trains afford to the travel- - Oing ptuobEliacstenront poonilnytsthbey qsueicvkeeraslt r? 9 hf.'iirs, bnt the convenience of be--I j inc; ONLY ONK NIGHT ON THE itOAD between Denver and Chi-cago or St. Louis, and a service F5 that is un equaled on any Western railroad. OWith these advantages in our trnt the Burlington will receive its full share of the pat-U ronage from this territory which T belongs to well directed energy and enterprise. E E. E. WALKER, Gea'l Agent Y" 38 West Second South St., SALT LAKE CITY - - UTAH Sou's Sarin Bant k Trast Company. No. 1--3 Mala Stieet WILFORD WOODRUFF, President GEO. Q. 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Nine cases out of ten are caused by eaturrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give 100 for any case of deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circular, free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. Sold by all druggists, 75c. A PLUCKY PROCEEDING To sell onr Fall and Winter Clothing; at a price so oat of proportion to thalr Talue. In this case the disproportion is all in favor of the buyer, but our coarage is equal to the emergency. It is sometimes ' desirable in the course of trade to remove the plumage from competition and reveal how deceptive things may be in the mat- - ter of size. We always sell our 'goods at the caked value on the idea that quick sales, small profits and a lare business are in natural accord. We have many surprises in store for yon, to enjoy which it will be neces-sary to visit oar establishment and in-spect the many new things we are offer II Li iut ONE PRICS. J. P. GARDNER, 141 Vsin . Presentation of The . . Stowaway Clad in a Scenic Garniture of Uncommon leauty, Vivid, Eealistic, Startling. Imposing and Sumptuous Stage tettin??, The Viirht In rtiTid-Ocea- n, bondon by Mronlicht, Champion ViSla at Nnnsct. Be6t Company Traveling. Koval and Romantic return cf the heiiowned Reformed Burglars, t4Spe" KennEssty and "Kid" McCoy. Who will "crack" a re: 1 safe with sur-prising swiftness. Regular Prices. Seats now on Sale. Next Attraction, Abhott and Teals Comedv Co., in "NIOBE," Friday and Saturday, Nov. 2. Engagement Extraordinary of the COLUMBIAN QUARTETTE and the famous FOREST CITY TRIO. LaetWeekof rinirrri! insnnnnii M'CORNICK & CO., BANKERS SALT LAKE. Established 18:8. A general banking business transacted. Collections promptly mado on all points in the Wert and Northwest. Careful at-tention given to consignments of ores and bul-- lion. Exchange and telegraphic transfer on the principal cities of the United States and iu Europe. COHKiSPOKDETS New York, Importers' and Traders' National Bank, Kountze Bros.; Chicago, Commercial National Bank; Omaha, (. maha National Bank; San Francisco, Firrt National Bank; St Louis, National Bank of Commerce; Kansas Ci y, National Bank of Kansas City, rirst National Bank, Americau National Bank; Deuver, Denver National B.nk, City National Bank; Pueblo, First NationM Bank; Portland, Ore., First Naiior.al Eanii; London, Alartin" Bank iaiited,i, WJ Lombard street. TTr. JONES & CO., BANKERS 163 Main Street, BCYS OREa AXP HlbLIOX THE NATIONAL BANK Republic 47 Main Street. CAPITAL (Fully Paid In) - $500,000 Frank Knox, President: L. C. Karrick.Vice-Presi-den- t; J. A. Earls, Cashier. Transacts a eeneral banking business. Money loaneJ on favorable terms. Accounts of mer-chants, Individuals, firms and corporations so- - licited. Five per cent interest paid on savings and time deposits. DIRECTORS L. C. Karrick, Emil Kahn, W. E. Smedley, Frank Knox, (i. S. Holmes. J. A. Earls, George A. Lowe, H. L. A. Calmer, J. G. Sutherland. UNION NATIONAL BANK (Successor to Walker Bros., Bankers). Established 1850. Capital (fully paid), $130,000: j surplus, $45,010. United States Depository. Transacts a eeneral .-- Royal Crystal Salt will give an exquisite flavor. the celebrities, OUilULLn aHQ OAffir'aUH 10c - ADMISSION - lOe People's Opera House " Un commercial Street WEEK COMMENCING MONDAY, OCT. 31 Bio Chajjge of Programme. All new attractions, including the original, eccentric and novel knock-about team, MANNING & GRIFFIN And other popular favorites in new specialties. Popular Prices, 25 and 50 Cts. Royal Crystal Salt Every gram is a perfect crystal. - u.iiniug iiiiDuirea. ooicucjnjBib rauils lire &UI burglar proof. J. R. Walker, President; M. H. Walker, Vice-Preside- M. J. Cheesman, Cashier; L. II. Farnsworth, Afsistant Cashier; J. R. Waiker, Jr., Assiscant Cashier. COMMERCIAL NATIONAL, SALT LAKE. Capital (fully paid) (90,000 Surplus 42,&0 GanersI Banking in h Its Branches Issues certificates oi. deposit pavable on demand bearing interest if loft speciiierl time. SelU drafts and bills of exchange on all the principal Cities of the United States and Europe. Geo. M. Downey, President; W. P. Noble, Vice-Preside- Thomas Marshall, Second t; John W. Donnelbin, Cashier. Directors K. H. Aueibach, Jno. J. Daly, D.J. SWa.liPsb. ury, Moytan C Fox, Thomas Marshall, Noble, Georee Jf . Downey, John W. Don-nella- n, Edwin KinibalL THE TUNNEL Strictly first-clas- s in every particular. Has the best accom-modations of any resort in this inter-mounta- in region. Patron-ized by the best people in the city. Caters to the wants of the hungry as well as the thirsty. Contains 8 pool and 4 billiard (Brunswick-Balke- ) tables. and all imported German Beers on . draught. 42 and 44 West Seoond South. Sti Formerly Walker's Pavilion Demand Royal CryntM Salt. It costs yon no more than inferior grades. Don't let your grocer jfive you any other brand, borne will try to do so, because it costs them less. JiGAILTAILOIi 0 7 65 W.2d So. ttpBfSuitstoerdar - $15 ta$55 UPr Paats " ' $3.50 ta $15 V 1 L I 8crt K&de in 10 boats, fasts iV O made in 6 hoars. By innri i-- 1 workman is this City. glCYCLE ... I Buggies a?id Carriages. Geo. A. Lowe Ess received and for sale a toll lias ot ta Latest Styles! At fas saost popular priens ; also s fall Has of Avricaltural Implements sad hcattier Wagea. 14S State Road, Salt Lafca City. R. STENZEL & CO. (Late with Noblb, Wood & Co.) MANUFACTURERS or 4 E. Third South Street CORNER MAIN. We repair and alter all kinds of Seal Garments into Fashionable Shapes. Bring in yonr fur work now and have it ready for winter. We carry the most complete line of Fnrs and Skins of any house in the West, and guarantee prices as low as any house in the trade, East or Wost, quality and workmanship combined. I'erfect flttinij Seal Copes, Jackets, Sacques and Testers in stock and made to order a specialty. HEADQUARTERS, SYLPH PiBoatslie and Cushion Tires. FHQEWX Pssugiatis and Cushlaa Tlra. IROQl'QiSCuShiQaTirss. Call or sond for eatalorass. A full lias of WHEELS oi all grades. Special Prices to Clubs on orAar of &ro or more WHEELS for cash. Cycling Snnartos, Oil, Etc 8porting Goods, Qnns. Ammunition. B&sahaU QooJs, Ctitlsry, Etc. General Repa&lnf sad Lsekam tdung. M. R. EVANS. 9-- f 4 W. 2d feo.. Salt L&ke. I S. D. EVANS. 1 1 UNDERTAKER IS.D EhBALKSI. fj f C0LLE8E 6HADUATE of EM3ALMiKsi V: Special attention given to the Shipment I. f of Oodles. OPKJi ALL NIGHT. Tel-- L ephone 364. I l M 314 StnU Street. Salt Lake City. M L j"T.T,K'ly Vy'.Ti::' '.'"S.'i. " lines Change . . . ... and men cfeange vr?th O the tines. The costumes cf our J forefathers se&m e,'jawrt and antique to us. 3 Tailoring hes advanced, as aa art, more perhaos than any otber business during this century. We are in the front rank. Can we bo of service to you, F. B. & CO. 7 and O Waet first B4atk St. flag removed back to his old quarters, Ne luo East Second South street, first door north of the Singer Sewing Machine Co.'s office. Kis stock comprises new and secon-d- hand clothing, and lie also makes a specialty of repairing and cleaning, (iood work and prompt attention assured. Old irivnds aud patrons are always welcome. Trade of the general public sobxitad. " ScsnicJjnajrjMhg'orid." DENVER 1if RIO GRANDE RAILROAD PASSING THROUGH SALT LAKE CITY En Rout to and from th Pccifo Coast THE POPULAR LINE TO Leadvi!i8,G!snwGGd Spnngs, Aspen km GRIND JUKCTIOa. THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO ftiQiM, Santa Fe a Now Mexico Points THE TOUEISrS FAYOEITE HIE TO ALL MOUNTAIN RESORTS. All ttromgh train, equipped with PnUman Palace snd Tonrlst olsspmg Cars. tot eleiranUy illustrated descriptive books free of cast, adaiess I. T. JEFFEW. A- - S-- NDCHES, 8. K BjjOrtlL (rsi'tsaa Gea'l Up. Tra Uum-sr-. tol .DENVER, COLORADO, ,J " ! '.. . The Popular Route. To ALL POINTS EAST kMu Only one chang9 of jjfJjk cars from Utah to M$Mz5k Kansas City or St. 2HfJ Louis Eieant $tw Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars, and Free Reclining Chair Cars Be sure your ticket reads via MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY H. C. TOWNSEND, Geu. Pass. & Ticket Agent, St, Louis. S. F. DERK.4H, G. F. & P. A., 161 South llaiu, Salt Lake Ci;. OLD BRANDS vs. MEW OKIES. While other manufacturers are haying the nightmare to find and select new brands I keep right on with my old ones, whicn everyone finds good enough. The reason of this is that the reputation is not made by the box, but depends solely on the goods that are in it. Fellowing this principle and con-stantly upholding my standard in quality, I am constantly kept busy and have a steady, increasing de-mand for my justly popular and celebrated brands of cigars. Ex-cellence tells. Sam L.8vy,Cigarmaker 171-17- 3 Main St. fr i ' "Time Gallops WithaL" In going east. If you wish to save tim and have a most comfortable ride, take the Rio Grande Western train leaving Ogden at 7 a. to. and 8:15 p. m., and Salt Lake City at 8 a. m. and 9.2o p. m., arriving in Denver at 7:10 a. in. and 11:45 p. m. on the next dtty. Nieht train from Salt Lake and Ogden via A. T. A S. F. from Colorado 8prings. Day train from Salt Lake and Ogden hat through sleeping car to Lead ville and Denver. MaKin? direct connections at Denver with limited trains for the east via Burlington and Rock Island routes. Remember the time is made by the Rio Grande Western in connection with the Col. orado Midland railway only. Equipment and service unsurpassed ; scenery unequalled. Tbe grandest daylight mountain scenery in the world. H. C. Bdrxbtt, General Agent, CM. By.. Salt Lake City, Utah. THR Effective Oct. 12, 1892. Trains arrive and depart at Salt Lake City daily as follows: ARRIVE. From all Eastern points 8:00 a.m. From Bntte, Portland, San Francisco... 9:06 a.m. From Cache Valley and Park City 10:50 a.m. From all Eastern points 12:40 p.m. From Cache Valley and Ocden 7:10 p.m. IFrom Frisco and intermediate points.. 10:00 a.m From Juab, Provo and Enreka 6:10 p.m. From Terminus and Uartield 4:o0 p.m. DEPART. For Ojrden and all Eastern points 8:0D a.m. For Ocden and intermediate points 6:40 a.m. For Butte, Portland, San Francisco and Cache Valley 10:05 a.m. For Cache Valley and Park City 3:30 p.m. For Ogden and all Eastern points 6:30 p.m. IFor Provo, Enreka and Miiford 7:40 a.m. For Jnab and intermediate points 4:45 p. g. For Garfield and Tooele 7:45 a.m. Daily, Sunday excepted. ITrains between Juab and Miiford do not run Sundays. City Ticket OfSce, 201 Main Street. D. E. BURLEY, Gen. Agent Pass. Dect. S. H. II. CLARK, Pres. and Gen. Mgr. E. DICKINSON, Asst. Gen. Mgr. E. L. LOMAX, Q. P. & T. A. IBiT-- r?. ?it U'l J JSL VSlL J ' .? iHLUr. Lt fioinir EavstT.'' The Colorado Midland has come to Utah, and in connection with the Rio Grande West-ern is undoubtedly now the popular line east. Runs the fastest trains, has the finest scenery and makes connections at Colo-rado Springs and Denver with the fastest trains in the west for Chicago, St Louis, New York, etc. Ticket office at 200 Main street Patronize the Bst. Fastest time, sure connections, best scen-ery to all points east, via Rio Grande West-ern and Colorado Midland railways. Ask the ticket agent. Thay Beat the Ztecord. The Eio Graudo Western train which left Salt Lake on Sunday morning at 8 a. ra. ar-rived at Denver at 7:30 a. m. Monlay morn-ing, thus making tbe run between Salt Lake and Denver in twenty-thre- e hours and thirty minutes, surpassing all previous records of anv regular train between these two citiss. The Rio Grande Western people claim they can make this time with ease, comfort and safety, and were it any advantage to put passengers into Denver at an earlier hour they could arrange their schedule to do so. Their efforts for improving the service be-tween Utah and the Colorado metropolis hould be encouraged by all classes of trav- - lers. CesterhA I IT If lgtQSl STflSDAhD 61USL ' Ccrrast Tina Tali!3, In effect Aug. 28, '92 Liavbs Salt Lakb. No. For Provo, Grand Junction and points east 8:00 a. m. No. 4 For Provo, Grand Junction and all points east 9 :2i p. ns. No. 9 For Provo, Pay son, Kurt)km and Silver City 4.-0- p. m. No. 6 For Bingham and San Pete Val-ley 9:10 a. m. No. 8 For Ogden and the West 11:68 p. ra. No. 1 For Ogden and the West 11 :16 a. m. No. 5 For Ogdsn and the West :50 p. m. ARarvB Salt Lakb. No. 1 From Provo, Grand Junction and the East 11:05 a. ra. No. a From Provo, Grand Junction and the East 11:45 p. m. No. 7 From Provo, Payson, Baraks snd Silver City.... 10:10 a. m, No. 6 From Bingham and San Pete Valley 4:46 p. m. No. a From Ogden and the Wast 9:00 a. m. No. From 6den and the West 7:50 a. m No. 4 From Ogden and the West 9:15 p. Q. Pullman Palace Sleepers on all through trains; No changes; close connections; safety, spse4 and comfort. ricket Offlce No. 200 8. Main St. D. C. DODGE ,Qi. Manager. I iA.. S. WEL8T. General SupW fi. BaSSETX. G P. TLl i |