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Show Dramas of Life. Mamma George Winkleford called to see you again last night, Irene, did he not? He is a worthy young man, and I hope you didn't treat him distantly. Miss Irene (with a vivid blush) Distantly? Distant-ly? Not at all. I--I wa very much drawn to him, mamma. Chicago News-Record. "How dark it is tonight," she said, "and what a secluded place this is in which we're standing. Nobody can see us." "Think not?" "I'm sure of it." "Well, you can't always tell, you know. You never can be sure that you are unobserved, unob-served, no matter how dark the night or how secluded the place." -Veto York Press. "By the way, uncle," said the nephew whom Farmer Begosh was visiting, "I noticed no-ticed that you ate your pie with your knife. Now " "Of course I ate my pie with my knife. You act like you thort I wasn't used to pie." Washington Star. Brace One of our eminent scientists has discovered enough disease germs on a bank bl 1 to kill a whole regiment. Pagley Pshaw! Hand over the $5 you owe me; I'm no coward. Xew York Herald. |