Show Timely Topics Arrested for Mike of Chicago told Judge Her Her- Hermes Hermes Hermes mes that he was despondent be be- because because because cause his his- wife wanted to sell him for Mrs admitted that she would even v n sell him for 50 or give she him away if she do any better The judge said he would take him and then sent him to jail jait In New York City a census en en- enumerator enumerator en- en enumerator was was by b a woman woman who opened the door and threw a glass of water in his face Then the lady apologized profusely and ex- ex explained ex ex- explained explained that she thought it i was her husband whom she was expecting to come home about that time tim Dr Norman of Princeton after af cr testing 53 males and females of all ages concludes that men understand women better than women understand men He found that the older men get the better they understand the other sex while the th judgment of women deteriorates with the years yeats An obviously partisan non-partisan jury verdict is reported from Harris- Harris Harrisburg Harrisburg burg Pa Par David L. L L Lawrence chairman of pf the state Democratic committee and seven associates were acquitted of the charge of forcing Political 1 contributions from state employees employee All of the jurymen were Republicans Its It's It s an old story Prof Casper J. J Kraemer of New York University University I sity has translated a manuscript I written in Greep Creep on on em papyrus found in Palestine not long ago The writ ing in dates from A. A D. D and is a aall aca I ca call all I for a mass meeting of men unable to bear the burden of tax tax- As a guest on the Information Please PJ ease radio program Edna Fer- Fer Ferber ber failed to identify a passage from her own novel Show Sh lw Boat She explained Ive always meant to read that book but I never seem to have the time The story is going around in Rome to the effect that after his hid hi hire recent re ent interview with the Pope Germanys Germany's Goering sent the follow follow- following following following ing telegram to Hitler Have placed placed placed ed Holy Hob Sea under German tion All AI prelates in concentration cb camp Pope has fled Cardinals Cardinal's ro- ro robes robes I bes suit me beautifully Harris Bark of Muskogee Okla Ukla is s one of the comparatively few persons whose hearts heart arc on the e right side of the body bod and acid an to this circumstance he probably owes hi his s life Recently he was shot hot in the e left eft shoulder the thc bullet ranging downward to the spot where ones one's heart icart is supposed to to tob be b His wasn't there so he hc will 11 probably recover It is said that the carillon in the tower of the University of Chicago chapel is the largest in the world its t's 72 bells weighing 20 tons The smallest bell weighs ten and a half pounds the thc largest more than 18 tons tons ons Miss Oliss Mattie Weathers Ve of Atlanta is s suing her grocer for foe e be- because cause she stepped on his tomcats tomcat's tail ail She alleges that when she bore own on the feline caudal appen- appen appendage appendage dage age the animal attacked her biting and nd scratching with th the result that she ic is now a nervous wreck Harpers Harper's tells of a little girl girI sent sento to o an institution for the feeble feeble- feebleminded feebleminded minded where she was found to be merely sub normal and sent home Her cc little sister in a burst of con- con confidence confidence told a Janie was sent ent away to be an idiot but she couldn't pass pas and bad ad to o come comeback back ack Negroes N are noted for giving fantastic fan fant t names to their fraternal and social ocial organizations A society in Florida Florida is called Improved Order of f Pallbearers of America although it has no connection with funerals or r corpse |