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Show Hot Kxactly N'eivs, Bat iear It. Souvenir spoons are in the dot-line. The summer girl is preparing for her campaign. cam-paign. The press club entertainment has been put to sleep. The (iodbe-Pitts drug corner is being rejuvenated. re-juvenated. The lake season is waiting for the weather to clear up. Men with good bank accounts are now eating hothouse peaches. The weather clerk will be excused from further service this spring. The man who kept on his flannel shirt had a proper sense of the season. Thoughts of hell in the next world never bother a man half as much as public opinion in this. Afuurmau may be just as good as his rich neighbor, but he has a harder time proving it. Salt Lake sport3 are becoming more interested inter-ested in the coming Williams-Freeman mill at Pocatello. An absent-minded barber tucked a newspaper news-paper under his patron's chin and gave him a towel to read. The city dads should buy a street sweeper. Commercial street is seldom swept; it is too often "skimmed." It costs nothing to sigh a temperanea pledge, while the bi-chloride of gold treat, meat is very expensive. The Keeiey Institute will haye a rival in its work of exterminating the whisky germ and gin cocktail bacteria. The average, age of the policeman is 35j years; average service, 9 years; average height, 5 feet, W inches. Nobody is so much alive as the dead beat. It is the ambition of nearly every boy to become big enough to whip his father. This is the time of year when a woman can go into the back yard with a rake, a broom and a match and drive the neighbors all awaj- from home. The Salvation Army is becoming a howl-ng howl-ng nuisance. Some of these days their discordant dis-cordant music will start a runaway that will be the cause of broken limbs, and perhaps luss of life. |
