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Show A FE'.V HAPPY HITS- Tliei e was a r. union of druinn: r.-at lies Moines ia., ye leni.iy. This will elfeclu. ally controvert Ihe chtim that Iowa is still a prohibition state f o'.-oyo .1,,'. A Chestnut sleet tador says he has a cus. toiner so how h ei d that ids trousers must be cut w ith u en u'.ar saw . President of ihciHloodstone liank Why do you distrust the cashier'.' Jlo sicms to be a very hoiu -l and moral man. Director of the Hank Weil, I saw him readint; a Bible ou a street car this inoru-in'. inoru-in'. Minneapolis .. eon.fi': "I see the editor lias joined the church." "Ves; and . tune wiihiu an nee of takine; up the collet tiun, but l.'cacoii Sniith e rablied the bat before he tut it. Atlanta ( ';;.,7i7.i-liitii. ';;.,7i7.i-liitii. He They had a lover's quarrel, parted, and the married her lather's coachman for tjdte. She What lieniii' of irr lover y He ), ho married her sister, and hired the coachman. I,f . si t;K itl-oll'i:. He w:ip warned aeaiie-t tile woman - Shewa- waineil ;.'ram-t th" inan, And, if that won't lilaioj a v,!"h,iii'. Why. the, , u..tl.i' er-e that ;ti . - -.fiones W'i'.lti oinh liilev. Younjf N'eyero I lie"' paw don. Miss Polly, for leavini; so early, fi-r wcally, I feci so lunch at home !,e:;h, always. Miss Polly No apologies me necessary; I'm stuo I ai'.a' -'. : i; yen! to h" ; home when you arc here I'ituh-i.yi ' .','., . "What, a world of chauee this is !" sie'hed .Mr. iiillus, looking over uu old newspaper. "And how lilie 1 cot hohl of!" siL'hetl Mrs. liiiitis, looking utcr her old irov. n. 1... . .(., T, -::,,. "I'.'s it (-oiispii ai she said with agitation agita-tion to the rcpoi I :r. "it is a plot to ruin luy dramalie future." "ilow do you itueiti V" Al'l.ovi AM. Asllolli:. Alrn .' the h - !er -'rnri i f Pfe, I'm h.n k ' i he ttoie.'iti s wlihn, A man ;:.. s .'ay'y, witii :h prelu nf h in "In ihe sw ini. ' lint everninr iiiien the. l.ltik lias wo a mi v, ,'.e I to itcn I: Anil 1 1 1 she 'li ;.'K Mi t',- is no prank Like lii'iiuii :' htm to hold. "Ye-, 1 was a ;.ea' desperado iu tny day." said tne rofo'.i.i"d t : a i :i r.rioe:', shakintr his head sa lly iv.i'i witii much humility. "I once held up u wimio train load of pu-scn-ecrs :,;ne;le ha:.,1. anil iiloac." " I .. it was qitde. a iea'," said the retired an "ti'.neer, witii a dreamy, far away loo'i iu 1. s ci.', "but 1 ".lee I, in., k -d down u whole loilr i (7.-v 7V '" . New . Jersey will 'ioiiiice Id.(I.H) liarreis of npph j.n k this '.ear. What an opcuine- iu that state for a bichloride of sr. .Id hospital. f..v'.--'.' ileruhl:. On! in Iowa thev arc lauj.hin,'; at Con- I erres-inaii J. P i) ,iliier tor having said in a camiiai'.'U speech at Cincinnati in 1S'4 that "wneii Iowa cni's d utoeratle look out for heii jromjc Mciimdist." n.dmi 'p.'o'u |
