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Show . THE SALT LAKE TIMES, FRIDAY. APRIL o. 1891. 3 "it is iiiiiK'iut to ticueve, int it h an notu il fac t that that dog got bO that h know the branding mark. He, would go tip to every hog in tern, put his front paws ou the porker's shoulder and look ut the nmrk. If it wan ours lit k't tlio hog so, hut if if was nny other mark b would tat:o the beg by tho car, lead it to the Rate, nii'l then ttaud then burk-ing until sonic one came to let it out. Hut Fido s sagacity did tot end there. He soon got so tl.at he knew every mark, b that when the gato was opene.il he would loud the hog by tho ear a short distunee in the direction it ought to go, iili.l then itaud there harking until it wast out of t' ;hC:" Seattle I'm t Inte)ll;el)t. I nlo. ' One of Seattle's leading physicians, fc'lio brags that he ia "a descendant of Dir.) of the first families of Vinnnia, sah!" toils a r.tory of a dog's sagacity that is rather astonishing, to say the least. "When I was a boy," said the doctor, "ny father used to keep a largo number of imgs. Sciuetimes lie would have us runny ca a hundred on the farm. Wa Mere e.vn't:ritry annoyed hy hogs !) our neighbors getting in with on rii. The only way we could tell them was by a branding mark on their shoulde-r-, lint Felo':, itgacily used tu save u a gi'i'i't ih ,:1 i f tror.'.d'.'. Kvery moniing the dog Used to run iu among the hogs. y.Uintri. YxTepT"a f iKs r"('L ss a . ; i n t bi uniiertitu.ls how to meHMUe lor a ln:KMiie:v:miit I ue.rliis-- . a al.Ileinwit M.ist ( rr u crass ami cine well A. J, Lfn-lw.- Went Tuii J bouth. ' tl'ANTKn - H0USK3, OfKICES ANIi i.!,, res to rent. Arthur 1'. Ken Co., SM West Seroiul Soul I). a"n 'IE 1( ,i OI T T:I lTl TO AKrUST S house work. Apply at 3iwS. W. icinpie st.e t m p. in. YVANTKl 'TOKK.NT oil 7 lions.-wit- bath. API'1! E. J- I-- Tisn.s CAIJ LAKK i,'Mt"'i7oVMKXT t'O. - Ri:. move.' to Hf.--I olid );ou;h. All kiwis i f help furiiNhoil on short ""U 'ANTKt-- Ti IH'YrVH OLD Pl'II.niNi ; V ot all kiiutM. rtali House Movlior i o HOI fiTs T.I MTv:. I'TAIt HOCSK !UiJ Wnviuilii. thiieln.n. M Central Railway. TiiM-TaM- c, in Ukd April 1, kill: I'assenxer trains will run daily le'weon Bait Lake and l'urk. City us follows: CITY. Train 1 loaves 8th South and Main... FunOa.ra "" 40up.ni ti arrives " .io:: a.m " 4 u ... e::wp.ia CITT. Trai-n 1 a.r.vH at I'aik City 10:10 mm .'1 " " :; ri.m ' 2 leave " :0um.ni "4 " " 4:uop.iu Sulur'a'i 'i ienxr'T train run d.Uly t,. twoeu Wait Lake City uud Mill Creek ui Leav. Suit I.ak-- 8: and 8:'J0 m.m., mn.l ana C lu p.m. Knturuum: l.e.veMill Creek 7:11 aiut . a. in , ami .':U3 auil 0 i.i p.m. Hillie ant Depot cor. Kighth South anil Mam rfsrrei. Jos. H. Yaasj, T. J. MacKinfosli, Gen. 9ujif rlntendDtit. Uon. Kt & P At. b usTWesS DIRECTORY. ' h. nop & oo., .iH. MAIN. l.MI'OHTF.K 1N.TAPANFRK and i.Vunnse sere. ti. brnu.as iaieie alius, ami', net and euivti. H.nd si.inete a nove;t!e .ilwrtys on hand, A!MIITKCr. k. halt; (LAT Or DIKTHIL) AJirtlTTFiT OF COMMERCIAL BLOCK vu, H aau;li building. F. K. IJLMER. BCHITKCT-i- a I'RiH.RKSS BCILOIKO C. E. LaBELLL ROHITKCT. T.' WKST SF,('ONf SOl'TH S!i"el, Salt l.aUo ( l: . 1 mn prcpa'-e- to lurntnti all in.inner i.( man In the most Im-proved Hiyiw of are luior'..nre. uurh a'trhnrenes. ropra hohbes. lioieU, Pankdnr hnnHtM. prlvata Milt nres and hiiMineMM i.loekti of any iieertp tiou. llvst of reference as Lo uiy ataud-l- n im Announcement or1 Txir: l,rei'tnliiiit! roenKnl.od Salt l.ikivc's h'UlllTS ol'liisliltiii. We tnvi' Jint opened several ei." of NoM f ?.'ei-- b.in! T:i ,ot- u a ti S' tau' Sui's an i Top Oi at - hit at jutterns. Tie v eu.uoJ 1" d.ipll- - at i'd lu tu eft lor money wu oiler them. DRESS SUITS FCH SUE OH F.EHT. . . ov gialc. SAIOR"LrnSi: TWO PI". FN. Mil I sites for lniueer vs-- w.nvle'iiS'or iiuii. Ufaetoi v. AlMJlineie tile t- -t slt f. I' ' j news in t;je ji Applv umi'oi..-- . C.''.lit-- teinor., J.U si. mill M:iln rt vet. O' t , V. 11. SiitAiiJiax wttli i;o Hie I'.its liruw t '". 'iks"ai.k" hy owsku-- a fink IH-I- .li- 1 iioi woe ; mi ml, on I tle t. e ly w iter. e)e Ire ea.s. Ala ' W ei.eil i.'.- - r. ,1 K ast in Kans.m pio;,erty t nx h;in e tor s.i.t I..ik- prop.'rfy. s i and --4 t'oeinie .a il t'.o k. I'olt SALK-MkMl- U Rl'f HHIt'iv. Al'i'LY J. i.'. West Fourtu j TT'OK' 'St'f.L- - F.b'i:(.ANf "iV'lio'ov IICTsK 1 on I etdh Klt Mreet. All M ale-- en- - pioi I'ree v,.ry low. T mis urnav. App'y i the o'Miers, '('. O. Wliltt 'llior, .'.'!! mmta M.iln Ftre. t.orto V. H. Bliearaciti.wn n Ondle l'lits 1'ruK company, L'oK-SA-LE ". THF. FlJHNlTt'HK of p r roo-i- with privlleae of two years !".is.--. H- st location lu the city. Address A.. T.in-- s olllci ' DREUHL & FRAHKEN, PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS B e ror. Main and Third South. tVe cairr a complete linn of Drum, rherolemtm. I'roprtet:iry HeTrirdlws, Trnsaeii. Irnpuri-lorte- 4 and duuistia and Tollft Aitliuea, lli ConiponadiBs of I'hr.lal.u' Ftamrlp lioiu aad Faiully Jtaoipea our Kp. dally, Aro a ftn Una of Trunwa, Hne. and Truichn. bai-- lai attoutma ginaa twordari by Biail. Agfticy for Gunter'g Fine Cmndiet. - lll.AL t sTATC A.NI LOANS. EURTON, GEOESBEOK 4 03., 1EAI. F.KTATF,, NO. W MAIN 8TSKF.T Ik halt l.aka Uty, Utah. Notary lu oaloa Telephone 4M. MONEY WANTED, IF YOU IiF.SIliE A UOOl) LOAN PLACFI1 J on real estate, call on b. f. bpeacer. Itil Malu atreet. THE BYNDIOATE INVESTMENT 00., KFAL F.STATF., ROOM 1, OVER RANK OP I.aaa. luraaUueuti for a.pclaity. ATTORNEYS. " EHEPARD QBOVE & 8He7aRdT IAWYEKS ROOMS 40 AND 50 WASATCH Halt Lake City, C.W.P0WEE3, ATTOR N F. Y- - A T- - L A W, OPPOSrTB CTJI. lloloL becoud bomb, atroet. 15 no mo to 4i't. .'lilt KENT-STO- RK. WITH ft UVIVli I j roonia. He-i- t av.iliaiile r icery location In till" eily. Room ?, No. va.l V . I let Snath, 'J to ft o'clock p. m. FH!R UK NT - KlK nThH kTT HO iM S WITH without iHiurd. IrtJ F.. Sixth south St. IF Y(ipWANT TO RFNT A lint SB. OK- - 1 lleeoratore. ae Arthur I. Ferl n Co., li'l Wa.st Second South. I'OU Rh:NT SO. UWKST fiftmsoTtii. 1 seven rooms, hath, hot and cold at r and closets. Apply to YouiiKbern. 1'tah Com-mercial and KuiniiH hank. RKNT NO. W VVKST FIFTH S .'TH, seven roonia. hath, hot an t mid wutT and el eta. Apply to Ytiuuntiei'i?. t'tah and S ivinita hank. rpivt) NICRLY FCKNISIIKH RoOMH. I amirle or connected, w.ih or h.tth. With or Ithont board. First hoii.-- e In l'riee a Court. 44'J S. W. Temple. . i k hi. v i il. K.rif"3 EroTr"srirT ii I tu rii rooms. T,1t.k REN- T- F.I.FOANt"' Fl'HNISHFll JT roonisovf-- r the Times ofnc.e for gentlemen. I,"OR RKNK - 0FFICF8. (iOflll L'lCA tion. Cheap. ly l!urkcr A Co., 8 South Muln strept. TAILOR. 8U K rivt South St.. BBautifaUWoman Mfftl.ttM RWPKT-- JCS X ol her uwn loveli- - ifeSrCiX net. Kverv womo Hi'ii; milm wecltv whe f 'Wt' usrK WitKlom'i Ki- - t'! bciunf, lur it Riret to hrr clrr, tnni-- Cy if J parrot, beautiful fcin. A benittitul f tv., complrxinn ahmc ii V' ' oilni Miflicient fo v J l nillte womo v bcmitiluL Awi'!7iin fcr'iiitoCw ' whu ha a twiiiitiful .t i- - cutnplcxiott shuiiU Lfif i picservr it the one f ii V lortunate in 'i ft' V; hoiilJ beautify it. ll WiadutTT. Kober- - tine dtiea just what Is claimed for ft. II no only preserve aud beau-blic- s the romplexiun, but repair the daniHea Ooue by the unc ol the ninny dHUKt'rous cuua puuod now in the mar art, by ita tonic eflect, Ibc ftkin to a natural, healthy action. Head the teatiinoniala trom tamoua artistea, ccla-Ikai-cacuuau and canucnt piuraiuana. WALKEK A HOUSE. The Walker i Located in tha Buiintm Center of thit City and hat all tht Mm improvements I Convsnlences Pertaining toa $trirtly flnt-elai- houm Itlamanaired aa well a. aujr boM In U.. Wm and i otnctiy the Hinuieas and Tour lat Hotel of Salt Lake City. Paaaeciiter F.levator. The Walker & tho MetropolltM Art the Two Lrao-in-? Hoteli of 611 lake City. Cr.SERB Pronr. F. E. Warren Ilercantilo Ara now la their Rporloaa aud Eleywl NEW QUA IJTEKf 8, OI J Tribune finiWins, 78 W. 2nd To, PIANOS IlRGANS. Htghsst Qnallty I Largest Variety I LOWEST PRICES! Cash or Time Paire nts at Bargains, P"trab'.e InfoTOmtlom ctearfuiir farnlalwd Ihoae ao ri,ntem;va'o huyuis nw or aco oud sand o or Organ. Uorruanonttenn. )iromHIT atfidrd to. Vlatton anvaya n Pout, aud cotn)itut (aloarai. cHicntaj.il-- . moiuE KMBK. ...... .1CVBI1I5TT UEimwi... , mMiiis roltr A CLARK OKSAy, One rio to All I ri.ATlNO. KOVELTY MANUFACTURING 00.. CI OLD, PILVF.R ANO NICKEL PLATIWr. hy tu. Dynamo Hroceee. All kinds ot repairing done with neatneaa mud dispatch. Ksipsos liHoa. el 3d South. It ESTACR A NTS. LUNCH COUNTER. rl'HF. NICF.ST Lt'NOIl, SANDWICHES, I tiesf tea. fragrant coffee, Jersey milk, pas-try, hot soda, at Wasatch Elevator Loboy. Dusinesn men try it. ItilMTlIKE. BANDBEEG FURNITURE CO., MANCFAOTl'HEHS ANII HF.ALEHS IS flchool lieaiia, Kcreen doors and Windo.ra. Jotthinii and re tairtnt- - promptly attended to. 10B aud Ud W Tempi atreel. OKOl'tKtF.S. TRED 0. LYNGBERQ, CTAPI.E AND FANCY GROCERIES, PRO-- vlalona, Fruit, Veifetahlea, I'oultry, Flah, (lame. eto. U eaat First South airaek T.I.- - uhouefH G IL" HANSEN, DE ALF.R IN CHOICE FANCY OROCERIES Hay, Grain. Coal and Kindling Wood, corner Third South and blate street. E0GER8 4 COMPANY, THF LEADING alreoi. UKOCKKS, t HAST FIRST ttinu'u to Joan. M" wm."ti I n IN ' Ri K) i 17, Hants laillditig. Slale street. 'iO LOAN-- 7 AN 11 K I'Klf CKNT Ml'NKY 1 to loan on well Improved .ii'l le Imaiuesa or real, len. e property. John J. Suyder, rooms rand .li Hooer building. VcvBditr.l. IF Vol' WANT YOI'R HOUSE OH HI II.I) rented Iniuiediati.ly ir.ve it to Arthur I'. Ferl Co., '! esl Second Boui 11. 1F.RSONAL- NOW IS YOUR CHANCE. - made from fl.fsi and upwards at. Mrs. Foreman. dresHmrnkfr. tlii..8tiin lioud 'K MAKK A HU81 N F."SH VuF REN T IN i houses, oltlees and stores. Arthur 1', Ferl A Co., 23 West Second Hoillh. l'K Ol'NTRACT To C iLLlH T RENTS and ram for linlhllngr.. Arthur P. Ferl Co., 43 West Second So.ith. TEKHoKALIllt. C. LNOEil. RlUlM 7 ST 1 Elmo Hotel, mirceon mstciailst In ladlns sh kuesa of all kinds. Liver aud aiduey com-plaint, catarrh, all chronic diseases and caucura aud tumors. In practice for sjr, years. TSTrNlHNO WHEEL RlaiF.RB SHOULD 1 should see the N. w Hover tar for 'd. it is perlecth n Kteerin !! larte" and halls to levers. Price rpUied. Don t buy ft vvhel ti'l you see H. Fem:,rok '. the nifeiit for t,p star 'machine., lierlert l'eninroke, IS Commercial streel. S. D. EVANS, i Sutceiuor tu EVANS k ROSS. i I Undsrtaksr & Ernbalmer I ilt Stat. t.. .alt Lake. SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO HUP- - I KENT OF BODIES. Ope,iA!IH'ght. TefepboBB, 384. j II Tlfll. JUST OPENED. THE W FIRST-CLAS- S COTEL W IKE CITY. Car. Main ana Sonit Temple Sis. l.NSl'UANCE. I0UI3 EYAM3 4 00. FIRE, LIFE AND ACCIDENT. MUTUAL of New York. M mud 615 Progress Block. I'MMBINO. P. J. MORAS, STEAM HEATING ENGINEER; J59 MAIN Salt Lake City. STENOGRAPHY. I- - E. MoOURRIN, OFFICIAL 8TENOOK A I'D E R ; ALL KIND3 and Typewrttlin;. Dealer In KemiiiKtou TyoowrUor and auppuos; Pro.'rass ulldiui;. mrsio MAGNUS OLSON. TEACHER OF VIOLIN. I.CITAR AND Olson's orchestra and brass hand. Kon.tdence, So M stri)t, ilst ward. Leave orders at any of tua iuhsic stores, or at bharp & YouiiA'er's Palace drugstore. The Gulien, Til KSEESa HOTEL CF S5LT USE. s. c. i:v, in;. - - i'koj'k. M. R. EVANS, 22-2- 4 W. 2nd South St Sporting Goods 1 Guns, Revolvers and Ammunition. Bicycles, Tricycles & Telocipeies ftezcrs, Pocket Cutlery, Shears and Saissor Strops INDIAN CLUBS, BOXING CLOVES, DUM3 BELLS. DOG COLLARS, THOMSON BOOTS AND SHOES. FIELD AND OPfc-R- CLASSES. Examine Stock Before Purchasing! CALIFOHXIA OREJIM OF PRIMES. A very pleasant L; x I'.ive, made from (he juice of I resii rnnies combined with' a few harmless vegetable ingredi-ents of well-know- n am! highly medi-cinal qualities, put up in the form of tit F.AM 11 KIM'S. ; Making a very valuable prepar'iou FOR INFANTS ASH ( IHI.HRKN, Assimilating tho food aud Regulating the Sioraach aud IScuvels. IT PROMOTES IiH.KS'fTON. CHEERFUL IT IS A WONDERFUL REMEDY Far Constipation, SoiTi SroVA'-H- , CO.NVPLSl.iNS. I..i- - OK SLKi'.P. W.itois, 1 r.vcmsuNtsB, Eto. PRICE X CENTS. For Sale hy All IiniKirMs. BRIGGS M&DICME CI, San Francisco, Calif ornim. Beggs 8c i racy, CONTHA CTOftS FOB Steam & Eot Water EeatimL Boilers, Pumps, Etc. J058IXG PROKPTLY ATTEN3E3 TO. '.Mi State Road. Branch. Bait Lake C.ty. .30 nth St., Usurer, CoJ eThodgest DENTIST! SI W. 1st South, . Bait I.ak. Cltr TEETH EXTRACTED WITHOUT HUl Ey the Usa of Vitali-e- d Air, ALL WORK WABEANTED I IM & Montana Machinery Co. I mpnrter of and Dealer in High Grade Machinery, For all Kinds of Iiiitv, Carries in Stock for ImmeJntte unlivery : EheIuss ail Boilers. :-- Prom 3toC0 horse-power- . Hoisting Engines, Pumps, llorsp Whims, Wire Kopp, Drill Stool, 3Iino and Mill Supplies, Safety iNitro Powder, Caps and Fuse. GO Tast First SeULtln. Morrison, Merrill & Co, Wholesale and Retail LUMBER All klndii of Material pertaining to th. Lumber Yard buf loess, and spe-cial faciiii ies Tor handling GET THEIR PRICES. Third West, Between First and Second Nortk Main Office and Wareroums, 259 S. Main St., Salt Lake City. AGENCY, Untie, Mont lr Correspondence Solicited. , UTAH Booi& Stationery Co. SUCCESSORS TO I;vVJmainstU41 bSi!i!i-;- ' Skookum Root Hair Gvomett. ffi Grows Hair Rapidly. P'j.ilili Eradicates Dandruff. : Stops Falling Hair. .4i fKiiT'; Is a Preventive W,!'r4 of Baldness. f,iluPr,:,. M: (; j'V.Lr Grows Hair on VVl 'i1! 7 Head. Is an Exquisite I !:i K'j S I Is Free from all i? J coloring matter. (Trade murk rtgistrrtd.) Contaiues no JlineralorVegetable Poisons Is an honest and meritorious preparation. Nature's Own Remedy. Skoekura Root Hair Grower Co. NEW YORK. Fob Sal by U DrugaUU, SIO.OOO Will Hay My rfPMfr.cp on West Tpmptp with onp-hal-b'. o ii of ground fi out n r on taut iMiular l.on-- ;ird. ii c. d :! jr u- a ly new Kimb p nun and furniture (onppt fr 7 with i o u i.rlvlux hrMf, butry and l t n. liri'i o oi e it roniHt ot ' romn brick, j.rtetsiitu t el t Le.v burn, Hue benrtiitf r h rd !ind an nnii.iii' v of shad tn-e- Hint Houbl tak yt" ith t- !,o;)rrd,i''. (tily Hiuail ash pay tin nt, baiauut vla lone time as you want Andkkw Whjtk. Lork box $ - - - Health is Wealth I irv. i i aiamu' jnjfJtkJ'Jl TW C ATMf HI lJ--' . K. C. West's Ni.rve amu Hrain Treat-- a nt. a guaranteed lc for Hystaria. Convulsions. ITU Nervous Xeuralttla. Heatlache. Ne. vons Prostration caused by the u' of alcohol ortotiaceo. Wakefnlneaa, Mental Depression. S iftenlns-o- f tho Itraln resultinz In fnianlty aiel leadlUK to m'sery, decay mod aeain. Prsmi:ture Dirt Ago. Harronness Loss .' i'ower in either sex, Involuntary Losses mad Sperniatorriioia ra eH by ov.r-exer- t on f the brain, or k wa box contains one nionlhs treatment ll.oo a box, or six boxes tor ai, sout by mail on receipt of price, WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES To cure mny case. With each ordnr receive,! v us t ir s'x boxes, accouiv-'.uie- .i with .ill send th. purchaser our written guarantee to refund tbo moo 'y if the treatment does not tfert a cure. Guarantees Issn. I only b John-son, Pratt A Co., Ilriuuiala, ts Mam b.. bail T. R. JONES & CO., m MAIN STREET. BDYS ORES AND BDLL10I DR. J. E..C0HN, Physician & Surgeon. Hemor.d Oflk e to Constitution Building, Main St. Office hours into II n m and i p.m. Spe-234 S. fc min t ban urnna Uitn. cial attention paid tj Uiaeaaea ot Women. (A COMBINATION LOCK. WAS ATTACHCD TO A CLOSET DOOR AND CREATED A SCENE. .. Miirln tVliiKrl8lit TpIIh a M.ry of How I mil Artor 'iiii! Very Sear Killlnif 111. I Newly Wrthlrd M by tl.o I Landlady Aflrr llnrrilile fcuelnie. I Thu in idetit hereafter toM was an I trtual happ' dinic. 1 In Chiea;,'i) some years bo tin actor 1 .) ami uetret-- lmsiiaiiil anil wife wlio I Lad gi'wn tii-i- . ii of ho'.el living, uti'l who I I were boohed l:.r a stiiy ( f weekj I la that city, n solved to tako u suit of I liirntshed rootna u;id get their meal I and where their inclinations illicit I direct. They arrived in Chicago ou a J I Hunday, and after some tiresome seiuvh- - I ini? found on Dearborn street exactly I i wliar. ihey sought, cr lit least us near it ' 1 as ia often given to lodgin; seekers to; 1 I obtain. ' I I II Tho woes ot letters of Isiard :md lodjj-- II ' ing havo licen told in papers 1 comic and otherwise, but tlw tvii of U thy seeker of the same would furnish I , Almost as fruitful a theme. Tho writ re-I- f ferred to eonsi ted of a parlor, bfdnmui mid iiathrooia. Evidently tho building ft liad tieen intended otiginally for ollico M tises, as in the bedroom whs a lar,'o safo 'I or vault of the most massive coustriu'. Instead of la ing used to hold Stion. of priceless value, it was to the humbler duly of receiving Tho heavy steel door, somo rive im dies thick, was supplied with a combination lock. This was a novelty to tho wife, who, as wain as she had bestowed some, of her wraps in the sale, began a BUerficial rtudy of the mechanism. She could not, of course, make out much about it, and her hud and master oilcred, in his supe-rior wisdom, to explain it. ,J AN OMNHI lK.Vf lit SUANIl. f "ji, "All you have to do," he said, "is lo I think of a word, shut tin) door, then '""pell tho word on this dial, turn the iridlo and then no one can open it who doesn't know the combination. Xow nBtep in l" ir a moment; I will lock you in word 'open' and let you out again in an instant." Tho wile, who had not been married long enough to discover that her hus-band was ind as clever as lie thought, Bteplied gayly inlo tim vault. "il will lie av felly dark and rttiTy here with the door rlo-ed- ," she ex-claimed. "Ih. n't bo afraid, dear: I'll let. yon out ti before y.nl have time ! i think." He tnrib'd the handl,', worked tho combination to "open," worked it back rig.iin. pulled at lh" door, but there was Ho sign of its yielding. Frantically ho lerain ran tin) indicator over the letters making the wind, but siill the door Would not Imdge. II" shouted encour-l- : 'iugly to his wife, but it was evident that she could not, hear him, fur there eatno no reply, though he thought there was a faint sound of rapping. " '; "Was iilie already dead for want, of I nii'l" was the first awful thought; but he ri'iiiemls'i'i'd that the vault was at least x six fis-- t square, and even if perfectly air tight must contain enough air to xupport lite for come liithj time. lint for how long;1 It was Sunday. It might bo hours heforo ho could find n locksmith, and even then it might take more hours to open that dreadful door. His darling 'J Hiiglit bo dea l! H.) would bo her slayer! m lVrh ips the law would call it lunrder! an t'M'in.isii i:r..ict'KR. Theso thoughts fhi'.he.l thron-- h his min 1 in le-- s timi tinn it tak"S to read them. After shoutnv; some reassuring words he ru:,'i"d np to the landlady's room ou the floor above, and breathlessly u:id almost nuiimdligibly tol l soinet! ing ! of thetronlih'. "Vou're tiie feroinl fool who';' got into a nie ; nieldlin ; w;;!i tliat salt'," was the old woman's comfort in c comment. "Never mind that!" he cried. "Can , you get her out before she dies': ' "Yes, I can. I don't have things about I don't understand, and ii I did find tht'in I wouldn't iii",ld)e with them." "Never mind tint, my good woman; only come and open the door." "It's easy to s"o you ain't l.mg mar-ried," was her grumbling comment, as waddled nfi r him down the stairs. gave a few turns to the handle and !phe the door open. The wife was in .'l dead faint, but evidently still alive. I A good many dollars spent iu doctor's fees and a present for the landlady to f Home extent repaired the damages of the husband's experiment, but uothiiigconld repair his eternally lam;'ged reputation (or omniscience. In after days his wife was even occasionally known to hint I that he had tried to kill her, and that t he was sorry ho hadn't succeeded uud been duly banged. i A day or two after tho occurrence he j 6aid to tho landlady, "How was it the I floor wouldn't open on thu combination t I usedi--" I "Because,'' she. answered, "you must release the lock from one combination I before you can set it on another. Y'ott I men don't know everything, though you generally think you do." Marie Wain- - tvright in Dramatic; Mirror. fHfc WUONtj COFN IN IHt SLOT. Troolile it Washington Ton til Had In an Opera AttMi he.l to the bnek of every alternnts pir piet cii.iirln so'ne of the theatres hern isa little lit l.el plated bo-:- , put. there for thu lienefit of thu oeetipai'H of the sent "rxdiiu 1 the eluitr to which thi is ttttaeheil. Inscribed npoii the laix is llm information that by plai in a dime in tin) slot and turning the t Imnilwi-e- to tho riiiht a wir of opera glasses can lie h.id for iisj daring the peitormanee. Une of theso lit l lu boxes ill one of the uptown theatres was the o'iier eveniin; tha innocent catiso of considerable ii!im.-,emcti-t and the ut a very fresh yotinu American who essayed to play a sharp trick on tins opera glass scheme and its schemer. "Ah! I intended to engage a pair of fdasx'S outside, don't ye know, but. I'll jusl try a pair of these in tho box; they say they ate very good excellent, don't yo know," said he, loud enough to lie heard a good distance uround him. The piny had just begun, and he was in it hmry. lie stood up to take off his overcoat, to tha annoyance of a do.eu or so behind him, in-stead of having done so in the lobby. When taking his seat he found it neces-sary to si 'led up again to search in his trousers potUtt for tho ncce.vary dime, lie found what he warned, and placing a left-ov- piece carefully back in his pocket sat down and diopiH'd the one ho had in hand in the slot. lie turned the screw nceording to direc-tions, but the box failed to keep its part of the mint nut. Ho tugged this way and that, until he Hiiceecded ill getting the wraps all on the Hour, and the attention ot those around him called to the dilemma into which ho whs Kitting himself, lie worked and aquiivncd and twisted until his face grew red and large lieads of per-spiration gathered on his plastic brow and trickled down hia burning cheeks, jet nn '' opera glasses, llo next bent over and peeped up under the box to ascertain if there wan not a catch or hook or button which needed attention as m part of the opening process, but neither catch, hook, nor button wera there to need attention. lie ejaculated fuimething about a "con-- ! founded nuisance," and vigorously turned the screw backward and forw ard and shook the box until it rait led like an old bicycle lamp, and all without avail. Then he sat down mid gave the short balance ot the first Rot a rest, which wax more than his friend did for him. She made a niini-Ih- t of serio-comi- c remarks about the in-genuity of slots and the ogieu generosity of some wealthy people who gave away vast, sums of money for charitable pur-pose- s without the least exia'ctation of re-ward In this world. Hilling the intermission he tackled the box again aud picked at the slot with a blade of his penknife with a view of the box to do what it ought to wit h that dime, and let him have t he use of hia glasses. Finally, after resorting to many unsuccessful attempts to get it open, ho liegan tapping the box sharply with the head of his umbrella, hoping to jar the dime into its proper place, but it. was not the dime that got jarred. The Occupant of the chair to which the box was attached, a Kent h inan wit h straight, strange looking hair and a fierce mustache, turned and asked the young mau why he did not "send for a number of government contractors and get estimates on having the box re-moved, and save that dime from total loss." Thin sully had the effect of producing a general snickering lu that locality, in which the lady ho was escorting joined, and just as tho bell rang tip the curtain on the second act he drew the other piece of money from his pocket, slipped it into the slot, gave the screw a twist and got the glasses without further trouble. The next morning there were found in the box a dime and a three cent piece. It was the liitle, Insignificant looking but proud and provoking three center which caused all the trouble mid aiinnsement by refusing to perforin the sendees of a common every day dime. Washington Star. Worked by Hie oms;. A gt ntlemnn who mrtkes it :i point al- - ways to ct.rry a few nickels in his javkct for any apparently worthy mendicant whom he meets duriu;; hi-- - d.iy's wan- - ,'s, "standi to cross Oily Hall park tlio P.t'k ruw i.ido yesterday after- - j i in, when he was approached by a bcedy itn'iviihial who face was ulinoft blue from the cold. lxctiMi me, sir," s:i;d the seedy one. "I have been down hero for two days from l'eion, and I haven't eaten oh, than!: you, sir; you're a gentleman," hi smudgy ti..t closing over tho nickel. Tho gentleman turned al ter takinc? a dozen steps and saw the seedy ono drop his handkerchief. Instantly another Ivf-wit-r sidled up and also got a nickel. Like tho itrst he was profuse in his thanks, and emphasized (hem by droji-- . ping his handkerchief. Then enmou t bird, with the plausible f.!e of a long and weary walk from Philadelphia. "See here," sai 1 the gentleman, "I've just been held up by two of your pals, mid I think von are a gang of profession-- als. Skip!"" Xumber three took tho advice, but failed to drop his handkerchief. New York Times. i Olie(iilona Servant.. A lady recently returned from several years' residence, in Japan adds another to the many tales of the obsequiousness of Japam so servants. In leaving tho house one day in the care of his inirso her ' young son slipja'd and fell, as children will, receiving no injury beyond one or two trivial scratches. Tho nurse, wu inconsolable, however. She. upbraided herself in tho most extravagant terms, and called down all sorts of dire consn- - quonees upon her head. Tho other serv- -' ants, to whom the alTair was imniediate-- ; ly coiiiinunii ated by the unhappy maid, were equally shocked and outraged, and the jabbering and chattering lasted iu- -. terminably. For weeks afterward the occurrence was referred to as a dreadful calamity, and the day of its happening served for a long time as a prominent date by which to place other events. It is fur-ther slated that the accident was not witnessed by any member of tho family. It would never have been known to the boy's mother save for the intense and continued excil.iT.eiit it created. Her Point of View in Xow York Times. Difference In Hair. The difference between straight and curly hair is very apparent on a micro-Bcopie- al examinat ion. A hair is a hoi-- I low tube, and a straight Iiair is as sound as a reed, while u curlhair is always flattened on both sides and curls toward one of the flat sides, mid never toward the edge. It is a cinFjiu and little known fact that the h.ii.jtof women is coarser thuu that of npli as well as thicker on tli'i scalp, if Tin average head of hair there are nl J loO.OOO in-dividual hairs. The hai Vons to have u life of its own, inileiBi'nrt.V.t of that of the. man, for numerous instances are known of the hair continuing to grow after death. In one of tho St. Louis cemeteries a body of a lady was some Je.'irs ago disinterred for the purpose of removing it elsewhere. When the coffin wad opened tlio entire cavity was filled with a mass of unburn hair which had grown after tlio interment had taken place. Interview in St. Louis (jlobo-liemocra- t. Where Days Are IlinVrent. New Year's strikes Australia before it does England. The day not New Year's merely, but, vcry day is made by couveu-tai- n to begin in the Pacific ocean. The cart h In ing spherical aud rotating- on its axis, sonio part or other of it is always torued toward the sun. For convenience, how ever, in c: ; irnat ing d.ates the Christ ian e. iii'.tis consider a line to be drawn from lichring strait throii-'- h the J'aciiic ocean to the south pole. This is called theda'o tin,', because dates are made to change at this line. The I'aeilie has been selecled tor this purpose because n line can bo drawn through it with a tolerable degree of directness without touching any body of land. West of the line it will always be oneday later than east of it. A vosel sailing wc.-.-t across the I'acifio will drop a day when it crosses the line, while one sailing east will count, one day twice oier. To the ship approaching tho i i from the American coutinctit.thedate, lor instance, is Sunday, Jan. 4, but tho in-stant il, crosses the line it, must change its dale to Monday, tho 5lh. Jan. 1, there-lore- , always strikes Australia, Japan and Silieria earlier t ban it does any other lariie bodies of territory, although, of course, the day is not called by the same name iu t he two latter places that, it is in the form-er. The da;e successfully swings over through Asia, sweeps through Kurnpe and Africa, and dashes across the Atlantic, passing through the United States aud ('anada bust. Hi. Louis Globe Democrat. Tin- - Feeding of Homo. Wli'ii it is remembered that the stom-ach of a horse is ivul!-sma- in propor-tion to fhe size of bis body, it will lie seen that it requires feeding often even four times a day. Unlike human be-ing i. horses should drink heforo eating, and drink as much as they like. Owing to a strauge internal arraiigeuient in a hors:-- , the water does not remain in tha Btoicach, but. passes through into the cui'iim a large intestine. If a horse should be fed first one can readily see that the water in flowing through would carry with it some of tha food, and thus produce colic. Ahorse, if "watered" four times a day, will never take much not too much. Ho is fed, it must be reme.rr.lxiivd, upon dry food, and that with the quantity of ban.', work don would produce a feverisl-.nes- s which f proper amount of water will very muck allay. New York Ledger. The Government of Hawaii. The Hawaiian government is a limited monarchy, iu which the powers of the crown, however, are smaller than in tho nations of that class iu Kuropu. There is a parliament of two branches one called the house of nobles and the other the house of representatives in Hawaii, each branch consisting of twenty-fou- r mem-bers. Tho area of the. islands composing the country is about 0,tii7 sipiare miles, or a little less than that of New Jersey, and tho population is somewhere about P0,(HK), or somewhat below that, of Indianapolis. j St. Louis , Curing a Uiekini; Mule. "If," said the driver, "you will con, sider tho impld.ct.ble obstinacy of the mule, I don't think it will appear that T took: an unfair advantage of him. 1 built a wagon so strong that no mule could kick it to pieces. In the dashboard I fixed a magnet so powerful that th nej;t, time the mule kicked it held hia feet np. I had a Rood deal of trouble getting him away from tho magnet, but it sttmood his kicking." Now YorkBuu. How Money Increase. The natural accumulation of money it l great deal more rapid than the average person imagines. The legal rato of in- - terest in New York state is 0 per cent. , per annum. If $10,000 were put at 0 ! per cent, interest, and if tlio interest j ivero compounded the 1 lccumulation at the end of twenty-fiv- e I fears would be fill, sill). Many of the fortunes in America are the result of in-vestments in lauds and enterprises. Tho Country is growing very rapidly, and Hie increase iu the value of land keeps pace with the growth. New York World. Afrnlil of Missing the Island. I ii 1" TO the Hessian General Knyphnusen, sailing to help the English subdue the re-bellious colonies in Americu.said anxiously to the captain of the vessel, "Is it not pos- - sible, considering the timo that we have been under sail, that iu one of these dark nights we have sailed by America, where these rebels are?" Mistakes equally as ab-surd were made by those who pretended to lie well up in geography and to have a zdosa knowledge of America and the Amer-icans. St. Louis Republic. A Weo Wiggins. Visitor Well, my little man, rather old weather we're having, aren't we? Little Man (gloomily,) Yes. It's goin' to be the hardest kind of a winter, and we'll have snow an' ico all next, spring, nn' no summer weather tiii the Fourth ' of July. "Hem! How do you know all that?" "Cause I didn't get any sled or skates this Christmas tiothin' but toy lio;its and fishpoles and such things." Now York Weekly. How It Happened. Sen-owin- Parent And did my own pith) hoy really tell a lie? Charlie papa; not 'zactly. I jes' opened my lips and the bad lie told ka-lf- . Pittsb;- -" Typhoid ii still one of the most common revel's, but it is known to be a filth disease, and haw already been limited in its range. Fuller and more intelligent attention to hygienic conditions, private and public, may yet drive it almost completely out of civilized lands. 'i Astronomy for February. The only occurrences of especial popu-lar interest in astronomic, annals for the month of February are the movement ot the sun northerly and the consequent lengthening of the day, tho disappear-ance of Jupiter from the evening sky, aud the advancement of Saturn to th post of honor among the cveniug Btars. &L Louis t. The L'nlrerHal I.ove of Liberty. Warner Hillyer, of Antelope valley, New, reports thousands of wild horses ranging on tho high mountain plateau near his home. He elates that it is impossible to raise a band of tarns animals in that, section, as they noon find tli;;ir way inlo tho wild habitation of ta luu,Uin. Nevada Trauj.Tipt c4 |